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Exercise, eat right, get good sleep, take your vitamins…die anyway.

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People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill.

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Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.
Ab originals.

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I don’t understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m here.

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For all you dieters: I have a new favourite vegetable.
Carrot Cake.

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I’ve accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body.

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Exercise can add years to your life. For example, I just ran 2 miles and I now feel like I’m 82

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When you stop and think about them, treadmills are fuскing dangerous.

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