Fitness jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

If rolling your eyes burned calories, Facebook would be my gym.

0

0

I finally told my wife the truth; that I was seeing a psychiatrist.
Then she told me the truth: that she is seeing a psychiatrist, two bartenders, the mailman and her fitness trainer.

0

0

Was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill.
People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

0

0

Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.

0

0

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

0

0

I was talking to this guy at the gym about push-ups.
“How many reps would you usually do?” he asked.
“A million,” I rep lied.

0

0

I often stare at a prominent sign on the wall at my Gym that declares “NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE”.
And every time I think “Whoever wrote that never tried to cancel their membership.”

0

0

I’ve recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter.
After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, “Use this. You won’t look as gаy”

0

0

Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the hеll.

0

0

Learn how to get ripped in 4 weeks.
Do a course on Photoshop.

0

0

If you think you aren’t creative…
Buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.

0

0

If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant.

0

0

Exercise, eat right, get good sleep, take your vitamins…die anyway.

0

0

People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill.

0

0

Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.
Ab originals.

0

0

My local gym make it extremely difficult for newcomers to join.
They’re on the 27th floor with no lift.

0

0

I don’t understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m here.

0

0

For all you dieters: I have a new favourite vegetable.
Carrot Cake.

0

0