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„Ich bin so deprimiert Дебел мъж искал да отслабне. Adam aşırı kiloluymuş. C'est l'histoire d'un gars qui a un gros cul et qui se décide à vouloir perdre du poids This guy named "John" asked advice how to lose extra LBS gained during vacation and was told about some new fitness center. So John went to check it out. Walked in In der Zeitung liest der Mann von einem ganz besonderen Abnehmprogramm. Daraufhin ruft er bei der Firma an und bestellt deren 5-Tage / 5-kg-Abhnehmpaket. Am nächsten Tag klingelt es an seiner Tür... Det var manden der gerne ville tabe sig Ein übergewichtiger Mann liest in einer Zeitunganzeige: "Verlieren Sie 2 Un industriel Ein stark übergewichtiger Mann möchte abnehmen. Immer wieder hat er ausreden
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs.
The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful nакеd woman with a sign that says "If you catch me, you can sсrеw me."
An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter.
A month later, he returns and needs to lose 50 lbs.
The receptionist sends him upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the same sign.
A day later, he comes out 50 lbs. lighter.
A year later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs.
He gets sent upstairs again, where he finds a huge gorilla with a sign that reads "If I catch you, I sсrеw you."
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„Ich bin so deprimiert Дебел мъж искал да отслабне. Adam aşırı kiloluymuş. C'est l'histoire d'un gars qui a un gros cul et qui se décide à vouloir perdre du poids This guy named "John" asked advice how to lose extra LBS gained during vacation and was told about some new fitness center. So John went to check it out. Walked in In der Zeitung liest der Mann von einem ganz besonderen Abnehmprogramm. Daraufhin ruft er bei der Firma an und bestellt deren 5-Tage / 5-kg-Abhnehmpaket. Am nächsten Tag klingelt es an seiner Tür... Det var manden der gerne ville tabe sig Ein übergewichtiger Mann liest in einer Zeitunganzeige: "Verlieren Sie 2 Un industriel Ein stark übergewichtiger Mann möchte abnehmen. Immer wieder hat er ausreden
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