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People always complain that Jewish people have all the money.
Well if 6 million of your people died, you'd expect at least some inheritance

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This election season has taught me a lot about what it must feel like to be a reasonable, level-headed Christian . . .
You really really like this one Jewish socialist guy, but you have a really hard time tolerating most of his other fans.

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Why aren't Jewish people into rap?
They can't drop dimes

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Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant...
And a waiter comes and asks:
"I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?"

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Why do all Jewish guys have purple penises?
Because they're all tight-fisтеd wankers!

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What's the name of the hat Jewish people are always seen wearing?
Oh yeah a Yankees hat.

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Where did the Jewish boy go to get rid of his ADHD problem?
Concentration Camp.

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