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How did the sand get wet?
The sea wееd!
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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was вlоw the plays.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is вisеxuаl.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
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Most babies born today are very young.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, "But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Where does a ship go when it's sick?
To the dock.
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of вееr left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Το πιο άσχημο μωρό
The baby
Το άσχημο μωρό
Една жена се качила в автобус с бебето си. Шофьорът казал:
В автобусе едет женщина с ребёнком.Заходит пьяный мужик:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says
Uma mulher entra no ônibus com seu filho e o motorista se espanta:
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady"
Wchodzi kobieta z czarnym dzieckiem na rękach do autobusu. - Fuj
Kommt eine Frau mit ihrem Kind auf dem Arm in den Bus. Sagt der Busfahrer: "Mensch sie haben aber ein häßliches Kind!" Schockiert und immer noch verärgert setzt sich die Frau in den Bus. Ihr...
På en buss i London satt en ung kvinna med sin baby i famnen när en berusad man klev på och stannade framför henne. Mannen tittade en lång stund på barnet och sa sedan så högt att alla i bussen...
Met haar baby van zes dagen op de arm stapt Annie de bus in. "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" zei de chauffeur
Annie stapt de bus in met haar pasgeboren baby op haar arm. Zegt de buschauffeur: 'Tering! Zo'n lelijk kind heb ik nog nooit gezien!' Annie wordt boos en gaat helemaal achterin de bus zitten. Een...
En dame går på en buss med babyen sin. Bussjåføren sier: - Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!. Dama finner seg et sete og setter seg ned
O femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz. Soferul Zice: - Aoleu
Een vrouw staat samen met haar baby op de arm te wachten bij een bushalte. Als de bus aan komt en de vrouw instapt zegt de buschauffeur: "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" De vrouw...
En dame går på bussen med babyen sin
Kadın bebeğiyle otobüse binerken otobüs şöförü kendini tutamayıp şöyle demiş: - Aman tanrım ne kadar çirkin bir bebek... Kadın sinirle biletini kutuya basmış
A lady boards the bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at the baby and says "that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!" The lady finds a seat and she is mad as hell. She tells the guy in the seat...
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says
Uma Senhora estava sentada com o seu filhinho no colo
En kvinde kommer ind i en bus med en baby på armen... Chaufføren kigger længe på ungen og udbryder: "Hold da kæft en grim unge" Kvinden sætter sig bagest i bussen
Moteris su mažu vaiku įlipa į mikroautobusą. Vairuotojas imdamas pinigus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said,
"Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said.
"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin?
It was OK.
It was a safety pin.
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