Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
“So what did you wish for?” Asked my wife as I blew out my birthday candles.
“I’m not telling you that,” I replied, “It won’t come true.”
“Oh, come on, you don’t believe that do you?” She asked.
I said, “I’m not taking any chances, you сunт, just leave it.”
“Right, that’s it,” she raged, “I’ve had enough of your mouth, I’m taking the kids to my mum’s for the day.”
“There you go,” I smiled, “if I’d have just told you that, it may not have come true.”