Little Johnny

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Little Johnny does poetry.
One day in English class, Little Johnny is asked to write a poem. He gets up in front of class and tells them "I've named this poem Old Lady's Underpants."
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Grandma's are purple.

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Little Johnny asks his Dad to take him to the circus...
Dad: Don't be silly Little Johnny. No need to go to the circus when people can come here to see you

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Why was Little Johnny crying?
He put some of his mum’s cream on his face and then read on the label that it makes you look 10 years younger.

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