Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: "Соw For Sale - $5,000."
He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no соw in the world worth$5,000." The farmer says, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the соw's tail and Harry sees that the соw has a snатсh just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife and says, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a соw that has a snатсh like a woman and it's worth $5,000, and here I am, with you, with a snатсh like a соw, and you're not worth sh*t."