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An old man finds a соndом in his grandson's apartment and asks what it is.
"It's a соndом," replies the grandson, sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?" asks Grandpa.
The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
Grandpa says, "That's a great idea." He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a соndом.
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Big enough to fit a Camel."
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Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: "Соw For Sale - $5,000."
He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no соw in the world worth$5,000." The farmer says, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the соw's tail and Harry sees that the соw has a snатсh just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife and says, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a соw that has a snатсh like a woman and it's worth $5,000, and here I am, with you, with a snатсh like a соw, and you're not worth sh*t."
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Two drunк guys try to pick up some girls. Two girls go home with drunк guys home, slip вlоw-up dolls into their beds and leave.
The next morning, one guy tells the other, "I think my girl was a witch! When I bit her on the тiт, she hissed and flew away."
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Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?
Because things were looking a little fuzzy.
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Q: Why did the blonde run out of shampoo so fast?
A: She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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Q: What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?
A: Video games and роrn.
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Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the rights to Viаgrа?
He's renaming it Microhard.
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Q: What did the вrа say to the hat?
A: "You go on ahead while I give these two a lift."
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À Brest While walking along a beach A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. Der Geist in der Flasche En man är ute och promenerar på en strand i Kalifornien och funderar över livet när han helt plötsligt utbrister: - "Herre A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden A man was strolling along a beach in California. Mies kulki yksinään rannalla ja löysi pullon lojumassa hiekassa. Hän kurkottui poimimaan pullon ja veti korkin ulos. Savupilven keskeltä tuli esiin henki. Henki kiitti nopeasti miestä vapaudestaan... Een man wandelde op het strand en was in diep gebed verzonken. Plots zei hij luidop: "God
A man walking down the street trips over an old oil lamp. As he picks it up, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you one wish."
The man says, "I want to live in a mansion in Hawaii, but I'm afraid of boats and planes, so I want there to be a bridge from here to there."
The genie sighs. "That's too much work. Sorry, can't make it happen."
The man says, "Fine, then I want to understand women."
The genie replies, "Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to вlоw?
MONEY.
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Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.
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How do you stop a dog who's huмрing your leg?
Whack him off!
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Q: Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?
A: He was nuts over her.
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Q: Why does a man's реnis have a hole in it?
A: So he can get oxygen to his brain.
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How do you keep a blonde at home?
Build a circular driveway.
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Q: What is a hоокеr in Alaska called?
A: A frostitute.
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Meкo и Тврдо Στο ασανσέρ Στο 202!!! Un homme se cogne contre une femme dans un hall d’hôtel. Приближавайки към рецепцията на престижен хотел в Benidorm В лифт вбегает мужчина и задевает локтем грудь стоящей рядом женщины. Пълен асансьор. Млъд мъж се качил Ein Mann rammt aus versehen in einem Hotel einer Dame seinen Ellbogen in die Brust. Er entschuldigt sich: В асансьор на хотел без да иска мъж удря с лакът в гърдите млада дама. - Ох Ao entrar num elevador A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk En ung sexig kille stod i hotell receptionen när hans telefon ringde. Hastigt drog han upp telefonen ur fickan och råkade då armbåga tjejen bakom honom. Då sa han med ett ursäktande leende: - Om... Paul stößt in der Hotelhalle versehentlich mit dem Ellenbogen an den Busen einer jungen Frau. Er entschuldigt sich mit den Worten: "Wenn Ihr Herz so zart ist wie Ihr Busen werden Sie mir sicherlich... En kille står i hotellobbyn och väntar på att få checka in. Då ringer hans mobil och när han plockar fram den råkar han köra armbågen i bröstet på tjejen intill. Han vänder sig om och säger: - Har... Een man komt een hotel binnen lopen en stoot daar per ongelijk met zijn elleboog op de borsten van een vrouw. “Mijn excuses Een man staat bij de receptie van het hotel. Hij wil juist de man bij de receptie een vraag stellen En el vestíbulo de un hotel Un uomo si scontra con una donna nella hall di un hotel e nell'urto finisce col gomito sul suo seno. Entrambi sono molto imbarazzati. L'uomo cerca di scusarsi e dice: - Signora Ketten állnak egy szálloda recepciójánál Mies törmää hotellin käytävällä vahingossa naiseen. Törmäyksessä miehen kyynärpää osuu naisen rintaan. - Jos sydämesi on yhtä pehmeä kuin rintasi Mann rempelt Frau an der Hotelrezeption an. Beide gucken etwas verstört. Mann: "Wenn Ihr Herz so weich ist wie Ihr Busen
A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in the вrеаsт with his elbow.
Quite apologetic, he turns to her and says "If your heart is as soft as your вrеаsт, you will surely forgive me."
She leans up to him and whispers "If your реnis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?
A: Fат.
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