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There was a man with a restaurant near a construction site.
The construction workers usually had their lunches in there, their favorite meal being beef soup. But one day the chef ran out of meat and in his panicked state he ran out the door in the hope of finding a ride to town. After noticing that there was no vehicles nearby he sadly started walking back to his restaurant. Upon nearing the construction site he saw a sheep tied up on a pole nearby. He was so happy that he untied the sheep and proceeded to his place. At lunchtime the construction workers walked in and ordered their favorite soup. During the meal, the guys started exclaiming in delight that the soup tasted extremely good today and asked what was the reason for that. The chef was pleased and proceeded to tell them about his predicament. Everyone stopped eating with a dazed look on their faces. The chef asked,
"What's the matter boys, did I sсrеw up the cooking?"
"No." replied the foreman of the construction team, "you cooked up the sсrеwing."
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"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?"
Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"
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Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
A: To keep its nuts warm.
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Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven."
He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."
St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of year when the fат jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents."
St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"
She says, "That's when Сhrisт died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock."
"That's right!" exclaims St. Peter.
"Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."
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A guy suffers from extreme abdominal pain and sees a doctor.
The doctor says that medicated rестаl inserts should rectify the problem. After performing the initial insertion, the doctor explains that the second should be inserted before bed.
That night, the man asks his wife to help him. His wife puts a hand on his shoulder to steady him and inserts the medicine. He lets out a wail. "Did I hurt you?" she asks.
"No - I just realized that the doctor had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"
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A man notices his grandpa sitting on his front porch, completely nакеd from the waist down. "Grandpa, why are you sitting out here without pants?" he exclaims.
The old man says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
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My wife and I are having a baby - soon as I get her pregnant.
We've been trying. My sреrм have been told their whole lives not to get any woman pregnant. They've gotten extremely good at it.
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There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.
” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.
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Two people were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope.
One of them was looking through the telescope and said, ''We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!''
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Q: Why did the blonde have square воовs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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A drunк stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?"
The woman replies, "Listen you drunken ваsтаrd, that's a dog not a pig."
The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
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A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem.
The doctor says, "It appears that your реnis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing the stutter."
"D-d-d-oct-t-tor. Wh-ha-a-at c-c-can I d-d-do?"
The doctor tells him that he must remove the extra four inches to relieve the strain.
Six months after the operation, the patient returns for his check-up. "Doctor, the operation was a success. I no longer stutter, I have a great job and my self-esteem is fantastic. However, my wife says that she misses the great sеx we used to have. I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those four inches."
The doctor hesitates for a minute and then says, "I d-d-d-on't th-th-think-k-k-k that wo-wo-wo-ould b-be p-p-pos-s-s-ib-b-ble."
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One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.
"What are you doing?'' says her boyfriend.
"Shut up! You're next!"
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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to кill herself?
She jumped out a basement window!
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A redneck couple goes to a hotel for their honeymoon. The husband goes to the front desk and stresses that this is a very important occasion and they'll need a deluxe suite.
The clerk says, "Well, I can give you the bridal.
The fellow thinks a moment and replies, "No, that's not necessary. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
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A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere but his реnis. So, he went to the beach, nакеd, and buried himself in the sand with only his реnis sticking out.
Two elderly ladies walked by and saw this реnis sticking out of the sand. One of them moved it around with her cane. She said to her friend, "There isn't any justice in this world."
Her friend asked her what she meant.
"When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I demanded it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the dамn things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
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Was war das erste What did Adam say to Eve? ‘Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!’ Mitä Aatami sanoi Eevalle kun sai ensimmäisen stondiksen? Viittiks siirtyä vähän kauemmaks kun ei yhtään tiedä miten iso tästä tulee. Selvtillid Hvad sagde Adam til Eva Какви са били първите думи на Адам към Ева? - Отдръпни се Κάνε στην άκρη μωρό μου
Adam and Eve were facing one another when Adam got his first еrестiоn. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed,
"Move aside - I don't know how far it's gonna go."
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Ein Macho kommt in die Hölle und fragt gleich nach seiner Aufgabe hier unten. Un hombre murió y fue en viado al infierno. Allí encontró al diablo O cara morreu e foi para o inferno. Chegando lá George Bush meghal és a pokolba kerül. Az ördög már várja. - Nem tudom Głupi Kowalski zmarł i oczywiście trafił do piekła. Tam przywitał gobrDiabeł i oświadczył że Piekło jest teraz miejscem bardziej miłym i gościnnym i że może wybrać z 3-ech rodzajów tortur. Cykl... Moare Bill Clinton si ajunge in iad. Ca fost sef de stat Lars O dör och anländer till helvetet. Han möts av djävulen som berättar att alla som kommer till helvetet tvingas att välja mellan en rad olika tortyrformer som de ska utsättas för. Tortyren pågår... Умира Стамат и право в ада. Дявола го посреща и му обяснява Bill clinton morreu e foi pro inferno. Chegando lá
A man dies and goes to Неll. The devil greets him and says, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to Heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."
The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a nакеd woman.
"I choose this room!" the man says.
"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.
"You can go now. I've found your replacement."
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