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Arguing with white people about slavery is like you've been arguing with your man all day and all night. He's ready to go to bed, so he says he's sorry. But you ain't finished arguing, so you go, 'What are you sorry for?' He goes, 'I don't know, вiтсh. I'm just sorry!'

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Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time.

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An average teenage boy nowadays has seen more nакеd women than all of their ancestors put together.

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I came inside of her not because of the fame but because of the human life on earth.

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Men read Рlаyвоy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.

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Real men don't cry…tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body.

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Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

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Silence doesn't mean your sеxuаl performance left her speechless.

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I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking.

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Like arguing with a forest fire.

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Who lit the fuse on your тамроn?

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An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women...

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!

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Women still make 76 cents to every dollar a guy makes, and then we get told, 'Well, you chicks aren't good in math.' Well, you know why we're not good in math, Mr. Boss Man, Mr. Associate? It's because we know that things aren't equal.

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I'm not a manly guy, I'm not one of those guys like, 'Oh yeah, let's go eat some ham on the воnе!' Further illustrated by the fact that that's my example of what men are doing.

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What does a реnis and an ego have in common? All men have one!

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Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose.

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What do you call a man who expects to have sеx on the second date? Slow.

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