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The most important element in a relationship is communication, and women are much better at verbalizing their needs and their emotions than men 'cause they've been practicing for millions of years. Since the dawn of time, women have been getting together with their friends and discussing men, striving to reach an understanding... While men on the other hand, for millions of years, we've been getting together with our friends, looking at women and saying, 'Hey, nice вuтт!' So, we're really rетаrdеd in comparison.

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I hate when I meet a girl, I'm trying to get to know her, and she's like, 'Oh, you can just Facebook me.' Вiтсh, my face is here right now!

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Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.

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Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas.

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Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers.

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Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

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A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)

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Ladies, you say we don't communicate, but you never talk about things we're interested in, like football and other women.

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You're better friends than we are. Think about it: men seem to have friendships that last for years. You know why? You guys don't talk to each other.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week.

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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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I don't have a вееr gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

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Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking.

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Never trust a man that says,
"Trust me." and never trust a woman that says "It's fine."

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What food describes most men? Jerky.

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You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

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