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When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? – “Make it sew.”

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How many ears does Captain Picard have? – Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

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Where do the Borg eat fast food? – Borger King.

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Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

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Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

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