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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play?
He was grounded.

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Do you know the difference between genius and sтuрid? "Genius has its limits."

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It’s so hot today that I saw a Robin pick up a worm with an oven mitt.

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I just put my new hearing aid in...
I can even hear my thoughts now.

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The individual is not short and wide; the individual is anatomically compact.

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If I try to fail and I succeed, which one did I do?

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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
Because she was a knockout!

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Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

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I almost had a тhrееsоме last night I just needed two more people

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I'm about to have my favorite alcoholic drink. It's called a lot.

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My brain travels at the speed of light...
One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.

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Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than sтuрid motherf*ckers.

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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

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We should start telling kids that Santa moved to the Amazon and sends gifts in the mail now.

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Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over.

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There was a zoo that had one animal in it, that animal was a dog, it was a shitzu.

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If two vegans had an argument, is it still beef?

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How do you clear out an Afghan bingo game?
Call B52

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