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"Apparently, there are now law groups forming around the cannabis industry. They are known as grass roots lawyers."

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KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT MONDAYS?
- NOTHING!!!

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I sat in my haircutters chair and said: "Make me look sеxy".
She started drinking...

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Theres a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I love that name, Futon World. Makes me think of a magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.

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Doctor to a woman:
"You look exhausted, have you been taking 3 meals a day like I told you?"
Woman replies:
"Oh, my... I thought you said 3 males a day."

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A man went to the doctor with a mystery ailment.
The doctor asked:
"Do you drink to excess?"
The man replied:
"I’ll drink to anything."

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Happy Friday Everyone!

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Happy Monday Morning

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There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.

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“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

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Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell? A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with more than two brain cells? A: A golden retriever.

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There's a new hat that cures insomnia. It's called the Slumbero.

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The Lee family has been really stressing me out!
Perhaps you know them...
Emotional Lee, Physical Lee, Mental Lee and let’s not forget Financial Lee!

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The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'.

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I'm not a complete idiот...
Some parts are still missing!

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Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.

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A Blonde lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?
The busy agent replied, 'Just a moment.'
The Blonde replied, 'Thank you,' and then hung up.

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When you open a can of whoop-аss, Chuck Norris jumps out.

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