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Заменки Jaimito y los dos pronombres Αντωνυμίες Οι αντωνυμίες Учителката вдига Иванчо и му казва: - Иванчо Учителката: La maestra: "Pierino Спрашивает учительница Вовочку: - Вовочка скажи пожалуйста 2 местоимения. - Кто - Jasiu podaj przykład dwóch zaimków osobowych. - Kto? Ja? - Wspaniale! Siadaj A ver Jaimito 2 pronombres. ¿Quién? ¿Yo? Muy bien I norsktimen på skolen pekte læreren på lille Eva og spurte: - Kan du si meg to pronomener? - Hvem? Jeg? - Flott. Du kan mer enn jeg trodde! Læreren: "Sig mig 2 personlige stedord." Eleven: "Hvem? Mig?" Læreren: Fuldstændig korrekt!" A certa altura da aula - Pepito Äikän tunnilla opettaja kysyi: - Kalle A professora pede ao Joãozinho: — Joãozinho A professora perguntou para o Joãozinho: — Diz aí dois pronomes. — Quem? Eu? — Está certo. Muito bem. Na escola é dia de prova oral. O professor pergunta a Mariazinha: — Me diga dois pronomes!! E Mariazinha responde: — Quem Læreren: – Si to pronomen. Gutten: – Hvem "Pepíčku La maîtresse à Rémi : - Rémi
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Q: Why do ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO! Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind. Q: Why did the zombie skip school?
A: He felt rotten. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A blood orange. Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers! Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life. Q: What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A: Wrap music. Q: Why don’t mummies have friends?
A: Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves. Q: Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
A: He heard it had great circulation. Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck. Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem. Q: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
A: The grim sweeper. Q: Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath. Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet. Q: What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand-witch! Q: What's a witch's favorite makeup?
A: Ma-scare-a. Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?
A: The crossing gourd. Q: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
A: Candy corneas. Q: What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve?
A: Bam-BOO! Q: Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
A: Because they have no-body to go with.
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