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An irish blonde lady went to the doctor, complaining that the Pill kept falling off.

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“Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.”

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Chuck Norris can drink soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy.

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Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?

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I was reading about this new diet where youre not allowed to drink alcohol. Well, I read the first sentence at least.

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I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.

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I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.

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When I see acne it makes me vомiт. It's a cyst-emetic reaction.

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Difficulties translating the Rosetta Stone runed many archeologists' careers.

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Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.

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I sell plastic pens. I'm kind of a Bic deal.

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I'm seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I'm looking for the most bank for my buck.

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Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

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Q. Why was there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?A. She tried to вlоw the horn.

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Two kids are talking one day.
One asks the other, "What does your father do?"
"He's a lawyer."
"Honest?," the first asks incredulously
"No, just a regular lawyer."

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Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? The spare tire in his trunk blew out.

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? It is the one with the kickstand.

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My girl wants to change the engagement rules. She tells me, Ваве, why do I got to wear a ring and let guys know Im taken, and you dont got to wear nothing? I told her, Ваве, I wear my sad face every day.

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