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A traffic police constable stopped a motor bike:
"Idiots, stop. You four are riding on a single bike. Don't you know it is a serious offence?"
Youngsters:
"Four? Good grief, where is the fifth?"

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Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

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What is in the middle of a jellyfish?
It's jelly button.

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Proctologist whose hand has stuck in a patient comes to see a doctor.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" angrily exclaims the doctor, "It's a hospital, not a puppet show."

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Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fаrт?
A: Her ears flap.

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Yesterday scientists revealed that вееr contains small traces of estrogen.
To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of вееr and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...

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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

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Yo momma's so slow when she crossed the street she got a parking ticket.

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up

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One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.
One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

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A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are.
The salesman replies, "Try the other side."
So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"

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Wife:
"I look fат. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband:
"You have perfect eyesight."

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I got pulled over by a bicycle cop in L. A. -- not a motorcycle cop, a bicycle cop. And Im in my car, and he gets out -- hes sweating, hes got these little shorts on. You know how fast you were going? Yeah, a lot faster than that bike.

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“Vertical living is flat dwelling.”

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What's the difference between having sеx with a blonde and eating Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

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Ballerinas are always on their toes...
Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

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Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs !

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