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Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.

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“Toucan happens when one can't.”

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They gave my mother's sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.

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Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of .

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Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
It’s a long story…

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Sue: My uncle is an umpire in a restaurant.
Lou: In a restaurant?
Sue: Yes. When someone orders pancakes, he yells, “Batter up!”

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Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.

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Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.

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We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it's аss poonerism.

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I got a legal separation. Let's have apart-y!

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The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great .

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Today's Halloween Specials:
Ghoulash, scream beans, scalped potatoes, and Mummy's tomb-make booberry pie with I scream.

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Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?
They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.

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My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suск the poison. That’s the antidote.

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Are Mexicans stubborn?
Yes, they have a Juan-track Mayan.

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A соw's favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It's even more popular than the Our Fodder.

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Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...
"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"
"Are you ready to hear the price?"

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My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!

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