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In the digital age, how do know your child is роттy trained?

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Son:
"Gee pop, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of its tail and finishes up on the horse's neck!"
Dad:
"That's easy... I did all that the first time I ever rode a horse."

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Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.

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My family is like a cactus; A bunch of рriскs.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: You wave at her.

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Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.

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“Toucan happens when one can't.”

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They gave my mother's sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.

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Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children's songs?

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Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of .

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Sue: My uncle is an umpire in a restaurant.
Lou: In a restaurant?
Sue: Yes. When someone orders pancakes, he yells, “Batter up!”

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Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.

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Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.

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We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it's аss poonerism.

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I got a legal separation. Let's have apart-y!

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The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great .

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