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What's an Iraqi cannibal's favourite dish?

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Q: Why do some blondes only think about sеx?
A: They're dirтy blondes.

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If I was in a room with Нiтlеr, Osama, and You and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot you twice.

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Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?
A: Knock on the door.

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Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?So she could see what was on the other side!Submitted by CurtisEdited by Calamjo

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There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.
So she got his E string and his D string.

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Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.

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Hear about the gаy tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?

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Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape тiт.

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Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.

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In the digital age, how do know your child is роттy trained?

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Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."

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Would you walk into an unsupported building? For most people, it's a matter of truss.

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.

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My family is like a cactus; A bunch of рriскs.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: You wave at her.

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