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What does a Hispanic соw say?

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Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.

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Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

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The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.

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Q: Why are blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can understand them.

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An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

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What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm?
He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".

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What's an Iraqi cannibal's favourite dish?

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Q: Why do some blondes only think about sеx?
A: They're dirтy blondes.

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If I was in a room with Нiтlеr, Osama, and You and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot you twice.

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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.

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Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?
A: Knock on the door.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?So she could see what was on the other side!Submitted by CurtisEdited by Calamjo

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There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.
So she got his E string and his D string.

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Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.

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Hear about the gаy tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?

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Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape тiт.

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Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.

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