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Yo' Mama is like a door кnов: everybody gets a turn.

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo' mama so old, her social security number is two!

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

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What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.

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Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his аss.

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Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

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Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the сrар out of you.

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Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.

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Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

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A Grasshopper Walks Into a Bar...
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

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Confucious say, ''There are three kinds of people in the world:
Those who can count - and those who can't.''

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Q: What's the difference between a реnis and a paycheck?
A: You don't have to beg your wife to вlоw your paycheck.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A: A space invader.

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