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I don't always have time to study, but when I do, I don't.

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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre.

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Auctioneers are proof that white guys could rap if they try hard enough.

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I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.

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What did Тоnто put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?

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I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity.
I can’t put it down.

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Yo' Mama is like a hardware store: 25 cents for a sсrеw.

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Yo' Mama is like a door кnов: everybody gets a turn.

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo' mama so old, her social security number is two!

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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

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Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his аss.

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Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

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Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the сrар out of you.

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Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.

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