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I was going to make a gаy sеx joke. Вuтт fuск it.

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If you can't afford a holiday vacation, just drink until you don't know where you are.

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Relationships are like fат people, they never workout.

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I put the fun in funeral.

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Men are proof that women can take a joke.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

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I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.

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I'm allergic to haters, side effects may cause me to slap a вiтсh.

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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed home and I'm still at school!

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I'm as bored as a sluт on her period.

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To me, drinking responsively means don't spill it.

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Careful girls, fат guys just wanna get inside your pantries

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I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look sтuрid.

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I like my friends how I like my coffee, and I don't have any coffee...

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