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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

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I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.

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I'm allergic to haters, side effects may cause me to slap a вiтсh.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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I love the relationship I have with my bed. No commitment and we sleep together every night.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed home and I'm still at school!

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I'm as bored as a sluт on her period.

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To me, drinking responsively means don't spill it.

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Careful girls, fат guys just wanna get inside your pantries

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I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look sтuрid.

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I like my friends how I like my coffee, and I don't have any coffee...

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I'm more confused than a hobo in a house arrest.

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A guy gets pulled over by a female cop.
He said, " I wasn't aware the kitchen had a speed limit."

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Facebook has made more changes than Obama.

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Fат chicks are like refrigerators. Large, full of food, and you probably shouldn't have sеx with it.

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God liked Saturn so much he put a ring on it.

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I end all my texts with <3
because my ball sack always wears a party hat.

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What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon? Far-from-thinkin'.

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