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The economy is getting so bad; the other day my ATM gave me an IOU.

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Sushi lovers... they are "hooked" on raw fish.

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If life is handing you melons... You might be dyslexic.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Веll. Well he actually said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.

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What do you call 144 blondes?
Gross ignorance.

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Women are the quickest to learn the three R’s. This is R’s, that’s R’s, everything’s R’s.

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What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

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Neighbor: Why do you allow your wife to drink so much?
Me: Ever seen how she acts sober?

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Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says,
"Make me one with everything."

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O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the сriме.

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What has two thumbs, and sometimes tells jokes in the wrong media, rendering them useless?
This guy!

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Why did the three little pigs run away from home?
Their father was a bore!

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I have to find a new gym... the one I have now isn't working out!

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Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!

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Dean Martin never became an attorney because he couldn't pass the bar.

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Is the the sun in my eyes or did you just smile at me?

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Did you know my wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It’s called On and On Anon.

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Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth-ball.

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