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Does anyone else need to рее when Elsa sings "Let it Go"?

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What did the guy say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch.

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My Uber driver almost crashed twice. 5 stars. Very exciting.

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Q. How is a heart like a musician?
A. They both have a beat

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Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism.

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I tried out for belly dancing today... they said I was overqualified.

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Last week Walmart was asking $200 for the lamp I wanted, today they wanted $100.
I told them I'd wait until it was worth $200 again!

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Yesterday I had this man and woman knock on the door and asked me if I would like to donate to the community swimming pool they are gonna be building soon. I said, yes I would love to I didn't have any cash on me so I gave them a glass of water.

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How do you make a bandstand?
Pull their chairs away!

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Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

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Amazing how many people who post jokes here cannot tell the joke properly... or write it without spelling mistakes... or both.

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Women are like popcorn, once you've had one. You must have more

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Remember back when we were kids, and every time it was below zero outside they closed school?
Me neither.

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Q. Why do bakers work so hard?
A. Because they need the dough

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I just blew the sugar off my donut. Dieting is so hard.

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You know your joke is sтuрid if you rate your own joke kickass

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Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked

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LМАО means Liск My Аnаl Opening. You're welcome.

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