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How do you make a politician laugh?
It's easy, just let them get away with something. The worse it is, the harder they laugh.

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British politician Janice Atkinson has demanded that the UK reintroduce the death penalty for suicide bombers. …
Uh huh…

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AJokeADay has something in common with Donald trump.
Both use the slogan may the best joke win!

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So quiet at the Clinton camp you could hear Bill’s pants drop!

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I’m thinking Bill should buy Hillary some crotchless underwear. Nothing sεxual, just a way to give her a better grip on her broomstick.

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This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.

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The world is a funny place. We used to have Empires run by Emperors, then Kingdoms run by Kings, now we have Countries…

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Why is a North Korean joke the best type of joke? ….
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Because everyone gets it.

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If George Washington was the father of our country, does that make his father the grandfather of our country?

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Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politician?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one of them?”

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George Washington was such a great president.
He never blamed any of the country's problems on the previous administration.

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Who is the opposite of a Supreme Court Justice?
Antonym Scalia

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A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the empty warehouse across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

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The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.

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Trump Today:
Missile #1:
“You’re fired!”
Missile #2:
“You’re fired!”
Missile #3:
“You’re fired!”
And so on 56 more times.

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Donald Trump will kick Her Ruмр!

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I have diet Coke and Mentos in my house…In other words, my Nuclear Weapons Program is ten years ahead of North Korea.

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If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment?

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