Political Joke

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Q. Why is the EU full?
A. They just lost 1 GB.

0

0

A lot of people criticize the American government’s policy of bombing foreign countries to make them more peaceful but on the plus side it’s a great way for Americans to learn geography.

0

0

(Little brother to his older sister) What is political correctness?
(Older sister) It's something you're not suppose to talk about.
(Little brother) How am I going to find out what it is if I can't talk about it?
(Older sister) You can talk about it but you have to talk about it in the right way.
(Little brother) How do I talk about it the right way?
(Older Sister) Just don't say anything and you can't go wrong!
(Little brother) How am I suppose to communicate and tell people how I feel.
(Older Sister) I haven't got that part figured out yet, it's a slippery slоре.
(Little brother) What's a slippery slоре?

0

0

Now that Donald Trump has been elected, there is speculation as to whether Chris Christie will be part of the cabinet….
…
…. or stealing snacks from it.

0

0

Don’t know why everyone suddenly thinks North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un is crazy. It was obvious after he made that song ‘Gangnam Style’ that something wasn’t quite right with him.

0

0

Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m sтuрid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.

0

0

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

0

0

A Russian spy, a sеxuаl predator and a billionaire walk into a bar.
The bar tender says:
“What can I get you Mr President?”

0

0

There was some upset at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral when the decorations were being prepared. More specifically over the drawing pins used to put them up. The upset was caused because a cheap Polish imported brand was used; people said the organizers should have supported British businesses. Apparently some people were so upset they threatened to go on hunger strike. I thought we'd seen the end of the Pole Tacks Diets.

0

0

Hillary is mad at Sатаn…
Hillary:
“Sатаn! We had a deal! Where’s the election victory that you promised me?”
Satan:
“Where’s the soul that you said you had?”

0

0

My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.

0

0

The electric power was off briefly at the White House, but the electricity has been restored…
Unfortunately, there are still quite a few dim bulbs at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
And many citizens would like all the power in Washington DC cut off.

0

0

What’s brown and sticky?
Barack Obama after a wаnк.

0

0

Earlier today Prince Philip sent a message to the President wishing him a happy Independence Day. His message said “You did a great job destroying the alien mothership and humanity is forever grateful.”

0

0

Just been arrested at the airport. Apparently “How many do you need?” is a bad response to the question “Do you have any firearms?”

0

0

Standing on an Ikea (Swedish) podium, behind bullet proof Sаinт Gobain Glass (French), smiling at a 4K Sony (Japanese) Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser (German) microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex (Swiss) under the cuff, he (Trump) patriotically said ..
“Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants”. standing beside a Slovenian wife.

0

0

Why are scousers similar to batman? Because Robin helps them to survive.

0

0

Wouldn’t it be quite funny if Donald Trump gave a press interview & someone pulled a gun out… Just to hear his bodyguards shout… ‘Donald Duck

0

0