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What did one computer say to the other?
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? -F1, F1, F1...

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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!

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How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.

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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.

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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little вuggеr’.

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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"

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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.

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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

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Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!

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What is the object oriented way of getting rich?
"Inheritance."

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Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.

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The six front keys have rotted out.

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Why was Harry Potter such a good computer programmer?
Because he spoke python.

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