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Did you know... In order to prepare for the role of an insane and mentally depressed person in the movie

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Interviewer: Explain deadlock and I'll hire you Programmer: Hire me and I'll explain it to you

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The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

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Senior dev: How did you fix that production bug? Intern: Commented the code

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Non-zero value, 0, null and undefined

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Server has crashed Were is the backup? On the server

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Free Trial:

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Your code is without a doubt the worst i have ever run! But it does run!

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Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime

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Q: How many IT guys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.

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A programmer is just a тооl which converts caffeine into code

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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1

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Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog.

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Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

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Twitter is just LinkedIn for the chronically unemployed.

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Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a соndом on my kid's head.

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