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Programmer - Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway

When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway

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Senior dev: How did you fix that production bug? Intern: Commented the code

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Non-zero value, 0, null and undefined

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Server has crashed Were is the backup? On the server

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Free Trial:

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Your code is without a doubt the worst i have ever run! But it does run!

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Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime

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Software engineers complaining about their job

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Yesterday, Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There"s not half the files there used to be,
And there"s a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data"s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

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Q: How many IT guys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.

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A programmer is just a тооl which converts caffeine into code

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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1

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Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog.

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In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor.

One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe non-linear waterfowl issue."

Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."

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