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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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10 Arten von Menschen
10 Τύποι
10 вида хора (двоично)
Съществуват 10 вида хора. Тези които разбират двоичен код
Es gibt genau 10 Typen von Menschen. Solche
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Il y a 10 types de personnes dans le monde : ceux qui comprennent le binaire et les autres. Et ceux qui ne s'attendaient pas à ce que cette blague soit en base 3
Hay 10 tipos de personas
Es gibt 10 Arten von Menschen in der Welt. Die einen verstehen das Binärsystem und die anderen nicht!
Ci sono 10 categorie di persone: chi comprende il sistema binario e chi non lo comprende.
Existem somente 10 tipos de pessoas no mundo inteiro: Aquelas que entendem binário e aquelas que não entendem.
Ci sono solo 10 tipi di persone al mondo… quelle che comprendono il binario e quelle che non lo comprendono.
Det finns tio typer av människor: De som förstår binära och de som inte gör det.
Exista 10 tipuri de oameni: cei care inteleg numerele binare si cei care nu.
Існує 10 типів людей: ті
Et finns ju 10 typer av människor
There are 10 kinds of people:
1. Those who understand binary.
10. Those who don't understand this joke.
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My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shiт in person.
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There's not just a straight temperature app on my smartphone. At least not a fahinhieght one there is always a cell-sius built in .
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything".
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Smartphones are pacifiers for adults.
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Our WIFI was down yesterday and I spent 45 minutes trying to fix it. Our dishwasher has been broken for 3 weeks and I haven't even touched it.
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Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.
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You are one well-defined function!
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Failure is not an option-it comes bundled with the software.
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It's okay Microsoft Excel even my love life is not responding.
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You'd think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones.
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You're so dumb you thought quarter backs was a change machine.
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Old Programmers do not die... they decompile.
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I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008.
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Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
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How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.
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