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System restore disk, do not erase!

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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.

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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!

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Double your drive space.
Delete Windows!

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How do insects communicate?
By bee mail.

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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.

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What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101

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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

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The web isn’t better than sеx, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!

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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.

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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little вuggеr’.

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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"

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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.

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