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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it.
Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
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Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I don’t know. Why?
Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
That light bulb's never getting changed.
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Η ΜΑΘΗΤΡΙΑ ΣΤΗΝ ΔΑΣΚΑΛΑ
Η τιμωρία.....
- Кажи Иванчо?
Учителката само што влегува на час
Иванчо към учителката:
Student: "would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?"
Toto se plaint à un ami
Pierino: "Signora maestra si puo' punire uno per una cosa che non ha fatto?".
Un alunno di 5° elementare si alza in piedi non appena entra la maestra e le chiede:
One day a boy came home running while crying.
"Herr Lehrer
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good
"Kann man für etwas bestraft werden was man gar nicht gemacht hat?"
C'est une conversation entre une maîtresse d'école et Toto : Toto : - Madame
Sınıfa yeni gelen öğrenci ikinci gün öğretmenine sorar " Öğretmenim insana yapmadığı bir şey için ceza verir misiniz ?" Öğretmeni "olur mu öyle şey evladım neden insana yapmadığı bir şey için ceza...
Ma mère m'a puni pour une chose que je n'ai même pas faite. - Ah oui ! Pour quoi ? - Mes devoirs.
Girl: “Mommy
- Fröken kan man få skäll för något man inte har gjort? - Nej
Det var en pojke som frågade sin fröken: - Fröken
Joãozinho chega para a professora e pergunta: — Professora
Jantje zat in de klas en vroeg aan de meester: "Meester
Hr. lærer
– Frøken
Toto arrive gentillement et dit à sa maitresse: - Est ce qu'on peut punir une personne pour quelque chose qu'il na pas fait madame? - Ho non pas dutout c'est de l'injustice
Na začátku hodiny se přihlásil Pepíček: „Paní učitelko
- Apu
En el colegio: - Señorita profesora
Toto demande à se maîtresse : - Madame ! Est-ce que c'est normal si je suis puni pour quelque chose que je n'ai pas fait ? - Bien sûr que non ! On ne peut pas te punir pour quelque chose que n'as...
Ali o günkü derslerini hazırlamamıştı. Sınıfa öğretmenin girdiğini görünce parmağını kaldırır ve: - Öğretmenim bir insana yapmadığı bir şey için ceza verilir mi? - Verilmez oğlum. - O halde ben...
Eleven till läraren: - Kan man få skäll för något man inte gjort ? Läraren: - Nej. Eleven: - Bra
Jantje vraagt aan de leraar: "Meneer
PepitO le dice a su profesora: Profe usted me castigaria por algo q yo nom ice...?¿ Y la profesora
Llega pepito a donde su maestra: - Maestra
Küçük kız okuldan gelir ve annesine: - Annecim
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!”
Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”
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My friend: Your diск is probably like a tic tac.
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh.
Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!
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A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.
As he was giving her the ticket, she said, “How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning?
Is it my face?”
“No, ma’am,” explained the officer, “it’s your foot.”
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.
“The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the
father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”
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A student called her best friend and said that she had some great news.
“The teacher told me that we had to do a test today in rain or shine,” she told her.
“Why is that great,” her friend asked.
“It’s snowing today!”
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
Because she wanted to test the waters!
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked,
"Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?"
"That way", the student pointed.
"Good," said the teacher, "then I've had my lunch."
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