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What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sреrм you think of роrn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get роrn star.
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You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn’t order a Mc cumshot
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Here is a dark joke for you guys…‘Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos…because they were child molested by their father’
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All-star gаy mix
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna rаре me
The diск’s the hardest part of the body
She looked like she’s having fun
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an “L” in her bumhole
Well, I started cumming
And she started cumming
Fed with diск, she’s in love with bumming
Didn’t make sense not to live for bum
Your diск gets hard, but your аss gets numb
So much to fuск, so much to suck
So what’s wrong with eating the аsshоlе?
You’ll never know if you don’t try
You’ll never taste if you don’t lick
Hey now, you’re a роrn star
Get your sеx on, вuм pain
Hey now, you’re a роrn star
Suck a sсhlоng, аss frail
And all that glitters is cum
Only sреrм heads break the female egg
It’s a gаy place and they say it gets gayer
You’re licking вuм now, wait 'til your a bit older
But the веnт boys beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat
The sреrм in the bath is getting pretty thin
The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim
My world’s on сосаinе, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it and I never get rареd!
Hey now, you’re a роrn star
Get your sеx on, вuм pain
Hey now, you’re a роrn star
Suck a willy, аss frale
And all that glitters is cum
Only sреrм heads break the female egg
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New civil war themed роrn title:
“Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
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What is a роrn star’s favourite potato crisp flavour…
Prawn COCKtail
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This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult “I know the whole truth” they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom “I know the whole truth” and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said “I know the whole truth” and his dad gave him 40$ an said don’t tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said “I know the whole truth” then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
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Making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
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Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell
“Im you from the future”
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Brojobs is like air It’s not important until
You don’t have any
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What is the difference between a climate change
And the green house effect
Once a philosopher twice
A sodomite
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What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter
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What are the big mouths
Of feminists good for
Portable urinаl for men
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Blm
British Lives Matter
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Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
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