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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.
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So this rетаrdеd blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay.
The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills.
So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well.
In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills."
So we told the Warden and he laughed he said:
"You know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!"
The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!"
The blind couple said,
"What happens to the fishes?"
The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!
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Cmon guys 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
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“I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia”
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Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention.
They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Преговарање
Разликата между ядосана жена и терорист е
Quelle est la différence entre une rousse et un terroriste ?
¿Qúe diferencia hay entre una suegra y un terrorista? Que con el terrorista se puede negociar.
– Vad är det för skillnad mellan en terrorist och en vänsterfeminist med PMS? – Man kan förhandla med terroristen.
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine wenn sie ihre Tage hat und einem Terroristen? Mit einem Terroristen kann man verhandeln.
Hvad er forskellen på en pige med menstruation og en terrorist? – Du kan forhandle med en terrorist
Hva er den største forskjellen på Chuck Norris og en terrorist? Med terroristen kan du forhandle..
- Vad är skillnaden mellan en sopran och en terrorist? - Terrorister kan man ibland förhandla med.
- Mi a különbség egy terrorista meg egy menstruáló nő között? - ??? - A terroristával lehet tárgyalni.
Prin ce se deosebeste sotia de un terorist? Cu teroristul poti Sa mai negociezi
Mitä eroa on terroristilla
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Was haben Selbstmordattentäter gemeinsam? Keiner von Ihnen will alleine sterben.
What is a suicide bombers worst fear?
Dying alone…
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A:
"Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.
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Q:
"What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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I went to an ISIS birthday party once.
The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuск me the pass the parcel was quick.
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You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
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