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Η έξυπνη В самолет пътуват блондинка и адвокат. В самолет летят инженер и програмист. Блондинка и мъж пътуват в самолет. Οι ερωτήσεις. Numa viagem longa de avião One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying Meses atrás Eine Blondine und ein Rechtsanwalt sitzen nebeneinander im Zug. Dem Rechtsanwalt ist langweilig und er denkt daran Ein Starlet sitzt während eines Langstreckenfluges neben einem Rechtsanwalt. Sie will unbedingt ihren Schönheitsschlaf halten En blondin och en advokat har platserna intill varandra under en flygning från Stockholm till London. Advokaten frågar om hon har lust med en rolig lek. Blondinen There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored New York`tan Los Angeles`e giden uçakta cingöz bir avukat ile sarışın bir hanım yanyana oturuyorlar. Avukat hem hanımla yakınlaşmak hem de hoşca vakit geçirmek için bir oyun teklif ediyor. Kabul... A law yer and a redneck are on a plane and the lawyer Een advocaat gaat op zakenreis naar het buitenland en gaat in op zijn plek in het vliegtuig zitten. Naast hem komt een jonge blondine zitten Un ingeniero y una rubia están en asientos contiguos Un avocat et une blonde sont assis un à côté de l’autre sur un long vol de Los Angeles à New York. L’avocat se penche vers elle et lui demande si elle aimerait jouer un petit jeu amusant. La blonde... En advokat sidder i toget fra kbh til Paris Een blondje en een advocaat zitten in het vliegtuig. Het blondje is moe en wil wat slapen En blondin och en advokat sitter bredvid varandra på flyget mellan Stockholm och Köpenhamn. Advokaten frågar om hon har lust att leka en kul lek? Blondinen som är trött och vill ta sig en tupplur Um advogado espertalhão e uma loira estão sentados lado a lado em um voo. Na metade do longo trajeto Blondi istuu lakimiehen vieressä pitkällä lennolla. Hän haluaisi nukkua Ei blondine og en advokat satt ved siden av hverandre på et fly. Advokaten satt hele tiden og småertet på blondinene fordi han synes hun var så dum. Etter hvert prøvde han å få henne med på en... Skrenda blondinė ir advokatas lėktuvu. Advokatas siūlo merginai sužaisti paprastą žaidimą A Loira e o Advogado Uma loira e um advogado estão sentados lado a lado num vôo de São Paulo para Belém. De repente Pas si blonde que ça ou alors c'est une fausse blonde ! Un avocat et une blonde sont assis l'un à côté de l'autre dans un avion pour un long vol. L'avocat demande à la blonde si elle veut jouer à... Blondinen og advokaten Blondine og en advokat sidder ved siden af hinanden i et fly fra Los Angeles til New York. Advokaten spørger A loira e o advogado estão sentados lado a lado num vôo. Querendo sacanear a loira Uma loira que dormia em sua poltrona do avião quando ao seu lado senta um advogado Num avião com destino á Paris senta ao lado de uma loira um advogado bem sucedido e começa a trocar perguntas com a loira que nunca responde. O advogado fala: vamos trocar charadinhas? A loira só... Letí právník z Ameriky do Evropy a vedle něj sedí blondýnka. Právník navrhne
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and, if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says,
"Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer? "
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to кill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The native americans agreed to not кill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach.
The native american says "Shove it up your аss, if you laugh we кill you."
So, he shoves the peach up his аss and he laughs, and the native americans кill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape.
The native american tells him the same thing.
He laughs and the native american kills him.
They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, "Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
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Poor Mac was having a bad time finding work. He was very overweight and it seemed to turn employers away. rnrnFinally, he found a job driving the tour bus on the Sesame Street studio. He was instructed to ask the names of the boarding passengers so he could personally address them as he gave the spoken tour while driving.rnrnIt was his first day. He sat patiently at the stop waiting for his passengers when he watched a huge fат lady waddle up to the bus. He asked her name as she boarded, and she responded Patty. Welcome aboard, Patty. Have a seat and we will be off soon. rnrnHe was startled when and equally large fellow approached. Again, he asked the name and the response was Patty O'Brien with a thick Irish brogue. Welcome aboard, Patty. Have a seat and we will be off soon. rnrnJust after the two Pattys had selected their seats, a shy looking small boy came up and asked if he could go. Sure son, come on in. What's your name? The boy responded Ross. It sounded like Ross might have some special problem but he seemed OK. rnrnThere were not many others around, so Mac was thinking he might not have anyone else join in. He was about to drive off when a creepy fellow came running up and asked to go along. Sure, come on in. We are about to go. What's your name? Lester was the response. Have a seat Lester. We are just about to go.rnrnAs he drove off to begin the tour, he glanced in the mirror to look at the passengers. Lester had removed his shoe and was picking at something on his foot. The vision made Big Mac laugh so hard he had to stop for a minute. rnrnHe was thinking who would believe this? Here I am with two big Pattys, a special Ross, and a creep named Lester picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus?
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