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nur die Wahrheit Некоја жена седела до поп во авион и го замолила: Една жена седи в самолета до един пастор. Стилно облечена жена се обръща с молба към отец Поезд подъезжает к границе. Пассажирка обращается к сидящему рядом с ней католическому священнику:
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have
really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under
your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son",he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
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у блондинки билет на самолет в эконом классе Блондинка се качва в самолет и сяда в бизнес класа. Една блондинка се качила на самолет и седнала в първа класа. Една блондинка се качила в самолет за Ямайка A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. Ein Österreicher besteigt ein Flugzeug nach Jamaica und setzt sich in der ersten Klasse. Die Stewardess A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy Ήταν κάποτε μια ξανθιά σε ένα αεροπλάνο. Έρχεται τότε μια κυρία και της ζητά το εισιτήριο της. Αυτή της το δίνει και η κυρία της λέει: - Πρέπει να πάτε στη τελευταία θέση. Και η ξανθιά της απαντά: - Εγώ είμαι σταρ και πάω στην Νέα Υόρκη. Φεύγει τότε η κυρία και πάει σε έναν υπεύθυνο και του... Blondynka leci do Paryża. Podchodzi stewardesa i mówi: - Poproszę bilet. Blondynka daje a stewardesa: - Pani siedzi w 2 rzędzie a ma pani bilet na 8. - Ale ja tu zostaję. Po kilku minutach rozmowy stewardesa idzie do pilota i mówi: - Idź do tej pani i... Flygvärdinnan på ett flygplan som skulle till New York gick fram till en blond kvinna som satt i första klass. Flygvärdinnan bad blondinen att flytta till ekonomiklassens avdelning En blondin skulle åka flyg till Paris. Hon skulle åka andra klass. Men när blondinen gick på satte hon sig i första klass. Då sa flygvärdinnan till henne att flytta till andra klass. - Jag är ung Durante un volo per Montreal En blondin hade felaktigt satt sig i 1:a klass på planet till Mallorca Em um avião indo para Nova York Blondi istui etelän lennolla ensimmäisessä luokassa A young blonde with a coach ticket went up and sat down in the first class section of a plane going from Tampa to Los Angles The airline hostess said I'm sorry miss but you have to sit in the coach... Sur un vol à destination de New-York Uma loira ia viajar para EUA There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later Une blonde monte en avion et s'assoit dans la section des premières classes. L'hôtesse lui dit qu'elle doit s'asseoir ailleurs car son ticket est un ticket de seconde classe. La blonde répond : -... A loira entra no avião e num descuido do comissário vai para a Primeira Classe sentando-se e já colocando o cinto. O comissário ao percebê-la Blondýnka letí do Hollywoodu a sedne si do první třídy. Letuška kontroluje letenky a řekne blondýně at opustí první třídu a přemístí se do druhé. Blondýna řekne:Ale ja letím na modeling do... Een vliegtuig is op weg naar Toronto als een dom blondje in de economy class opstaat en in de eerste klas gaat zitten. De stewardess ziet dit
There's this blonde. She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat. The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets.
She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class.
please move to the back of the plane"
The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica"
So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened.
so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane.
She then responds "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica".
So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on.
He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear.
The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane.
They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her.
The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them "oh, this happened a while back with someone else.
I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".
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Кој го плесна гркот? Mit dem Zug durch den Tunnel gefährliche Zugfahrt Το τρένο Ο Γάλλος και ο Γερμανός Στο ίδιο βαγόνι Το φιλί Влак Ein Deutscher Седят си във влаково купе грък Пътуват в едно купе В купе на влак пътуват майка с дъщеря си и двама военни - единия старшина In einem Zugabteil sitzen ein Unternehmer und sein Arbeiter mit einer alten und einer hübschen Van un madrileño Поезд. Едут генерал Under andra världskriget. En tysk officer Sitzen ein Deutscher Viajaban en un Tren There was an Scotsman Een Belg En un vagón de tren viajan una gorda An Englishman In einem Eisenbahn-Abteil sitzen eine umwerfende Blondine En una cabina de tren viajaban un mexicano Valgkamp På en togtur fra København til Jylland W pociągu w jednym przedziale jadą matka z 18-letnią córką *Dünya Savaşı arefesinde; bir Nazi subayı In uno scompartimento ferroviario ci sono una bella ragazza Un beau jour Bir albay Im D-Zug nach Zürich sitzen ein Schweizer Jüngling Un jour dans un train Estavam em um trem (na europa) 1 linda jovem francesa Sitting together on a train was Obama Estavam em um trem Een Nederlander Bir tren yolculuğunda komutan ile asker ve karşılarında da güzel bir kız ve yaşlı bir teyze oturuyormuş.. Yolculuk devam ederken tren bir tünele girmiş ve karanlık olmuş Esto eran cuatro pasajeros en el tren: 2 chicas Un español Esto es 4 personas que van en un vagón de un tren Viajavam no vagão de um trem quatro pessoas: uma mulher gostosona Yer cekoslovakya. Ikinci dunya savasi donemi. Cekoslovakya alman isgali antinda. Bir tren kompartimani. iceride 4 kisi. Cekoslovak genc ve guzel bir kiz W pociągu Numa cabine de trem Dans le compartiment d’un train se trouve une très belle jeune fille et sa mère ainsi qu’un jeune homme accompagné de son père. Soudain le train passe sous un tunnel et dans un noir absolu retentit... Dans un train Viajavam num trem um argentino U vlaku Lors d'un voyage d'affaire Chirac et Sarkozy se retrouve dans le même compartiment du train en compagnie d'une superbe blonde et d'une nonne. Le train s'engage dans un tunnel A Pakistani guy Um Brasileiro No trem estavam um brasileiro Em um vagão estavam uma loira muito gostosa Em um trem viajavam no mesmo vagão um brasileiro Havia um Português Viajavam no mesmo compartimento de um comboio C'è un romanista e un laziale nel treno. Il treno si ferma e sale una modella... Il treno entra in una galleria e non si vede niente e si sente il rumore di un bacio seguito da uno schiaffo. Usciti... Patru persoane calatoreau in acelasi compartiment de tren: un roman V kupé vlaku sedí vojín Ve vlakovém kupé je matka s dcerou Kartą električkoj važiuoja dvi moterys: jauna Rusas Važiuoja traukiniu mama su dukra ir kariuomenes generolas su eiliniu. oras grazus saule smarkiai plieskia. privaziuoja traukinys tuneli ir staiga pasidaro tamsu. pasigirsta pliaukstelejimas
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."
The Project manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped me!"
The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"
The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!"
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Мајмун Chiste del pingüino y el policia Η ξανθιά και ο πιγκουίνος Един господин намира папагал на улицата. Двама борци намират пингвин. - Bonjour Две мутри намират пингвин и звънят на шефа: Kommt ein Mann mit einem gefundenen Schimpansen an der Hand in ein Polizeirevier und will ihn abgeben. Ein Mann ging über die Straße und sah einen Pinguin. Daraufhin ging er zu einem Polizisten und sagte ihm: "Ich habe 'n Pinguin auf der Straße gefunden." Der Polizist antwortete daraufhin: "Bringen Sie Ihn in den Zoo." Der Mann ging am nächsten Tag mit dem Pinguin in den Zoo. Dort traf er den... A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman Ήταν μια ξανθιά και στον δρόμο της είδε έναν παπαγάλο και σκεφτόταν τι να τον κάνει. Έρχεται ένας αστυνόμος και την ρωτάει: -Γιατί είστε εδώ όλη μέρα; -Βρήκα αυτόν τον παπαγάλο και δεν ξέρω τι να τον κάνω. -Να τον πάτε στο ζωολογικό κήπο. -Τέλεια ιδέα! Την επόμενη μέρα ο αστυνόμος βλέπει παλι τον... Μια ξανθιά πάει στο πάρκο και βρίσκει έναν παπαγάλο. Tι να τον κάνω η γυναίκα; (Σκέφτεται. Ίσως για πρώτη φορά στη ζωή της). Εκεί που βασάνιζε το `μυαλό` της Un carabiniere trova un pinguino per la strada per cui telefona in centrale per chiedere cosa farne. "Portalo allo zoo". Il giorno dopo ritelefona e chiede: "E oggi dove lo porto En äldre dam hittade en pingvin. Hon visste inte vad hon skulle göra med den 2 Agenten komen een pinguin tegen op straat. "Wat moeten we daarmee?" zeggen ze tegen elkaar... Ze beslissen uiteindelijk om hem mee te nemen. Onderweg gaan ze tanken en de pompbediende vraagt hen:... Un type se promène avec un crocodile dans Paris. Un policier l'interpelle: - Dites donc vous là Un carabiniere ferma un uomo che passeggia per la città con una giraffa e gli ordina di portarla immediatamente allo zoo. Il giorno dopo lo stesso carabiniere incontra di nuovo il signore con la... Um homem encontra um pinguim e não sabe o que fazer. Um amigo aconselha: — Leve o bicho ao zoológico. No dia seguinte o amigo encontra o homem ainda com o pinguim: — Ué! Você não levou o bicho para... Policjant widzi kolegę Do skrzyżowania podjeżdża kabriolet A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man... Geht ein Mann mit seinem Pinguin in der Stadt spazieren. Dort kommt ihm eine Frau entgegen und sagt:„Oh mit dem Pinguin müssen sie aber mal in den Zoo!“ Der Mann antwortete:„Okay ich weiß zwar... Idzie Policjant i prowadzi pingwina za łapę. Spotyka go kolega i pyta: - Co ty robisz z tym pingwinem? - A przyplątał się i nie wiem co z nim zrobić. Kolega na to: - Zaprowadź go do ZOO. Po paru... Adamın birisi pek güzel bir penguen bulmuş. Bu pengueni çok sevmiş. Onunla birlikte yürürken bir polisle karşılaşmış. Polise sormuş: - Bu pengueni n'apayım? Polis ona: - Hayvanat bahçesine götür A rendőr talál egy pingvint a városban. Kérdezi a főnőkét En politimann møtte en svenske med en pingvin i bånd. - Ta den med til dyreparken med en gang! sa han. - Javel! svarte svensken. Neste dag møtte politimannen svensken og pingvinen igjen. - Sa jeg... En man var ute och gick sin vanliga promenad vid vattnet. Då hittade han en pingvin och eftersom han inte visste vad han skulle göra gick han med pingvinen till polisen och frågade: - Vad ska jag... Een man vindt een pinguin op de straat. Hij gaat naar de politiebureau met de pinguin. "Ik heb een pinguin gevonden:Wat moet ik ermee doen?" vraagt hij. "U moet hem meenemen naar de dierentuin"... En mand kommer kørende i sin bil med en pingvin på bagsædet. Da de når ind til byen
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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn’t send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They’ll find us!"
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Шпагети The doctor Лекар и сестра били любовници. Un avvocato ha una relazione clandestina con la sua segretaria. Quando la donna rimane incinta O homem estava tendo um caso com a secretária. Após um tempo Een dokter heeft een slippertje met zijn verpleegster. Op een goede (of slechte) ochtend meldt zij hem dat ze zwanger is. Aangezien de dokter niet wil dat zijn vrouw maar de minste onraad ruikt O sujeito engravidou a secretária e para esconder o caso A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night Op een dag Un barbat Un abogado mantiene un romance con su secretaria. Al poco tiempo ésta queda embarazada y el abogado Egy doktornak viszonya van az ápolónőjével Un médecin a une aventure extra-conjugale avec son infirmière. Elle lui annonce un matin qu’elle est enceinte. Comme le médecin ne veut pas que son épouse ait le moindre doute En betydelsefull man i Sveriges riksdag hade under många år en kärleksaffär med en italiensk kvinna. Under en av deras hemliga möten avslöjade hon att hon blivit gravid. För att inte förstöra sitt... Un homme met accidentellement sa maîtresse enceinte. Pour ne pas que sa femme soit au courant
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart
attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER.
The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"
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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.
First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.
She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
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Старецот и панкерот Το παγώνι και ο πανκ... Един стар моряк гледа един пънкар In der U-bahn sitzt ein alter Mann einem Punker gegenüber A punk rocker gets on the bus with green A guy with bright blue Um velho entra no ônibus e senta na frente de um punk com mechas verdes One day A Londres Der Bauer kommt in die Stadt und sitzt neben einem Punk im Bus. Der Alte schaut den Punk mit der roten Kammfrisur die ganze Zeit an. Da raunzt der Punk: „Was guckste denn so doof Va un viejito por la calle y se tropieza con un muchacho de éstos todo Punk con los pelos parados y pintados de todos colores y vistiendo ropa escandalosa y estrafalaria. El señor se le queda... Bij een bushalte staan een oude en een jonge man. De jonge heeft een uitbundige rood-blauw-groene hanenkam en in neus en oren hangen de nodige ringen met kettingen van allerlei soort. De oude man... Um senhor de idade senta num banco no ônibus .... bem de frente com um punk de cabelos espetados A una stazione un vecchio fissa un punk tutto con i capelli colorati e il punk dice: "nonno nella tua vita di merda non hai mai trasgredito?" il vecchio risponde: "si En äldre man sitter på en parkbänk i staden när en ung man med spikrakt uppåtstående hår kommer och sätter sig bredvid. Killens hår är gult och grönt med orange och lila strimmor och ögonen är... Egy öregember üldögél egy padon. Odaül mellé egy punk csávó a szivárvány színeiben játszó tarajos hajával. Az öreg csak bámul rá. Végül a punk nem bírja tovább és megkérdezi: - Mi van tata Gammel mand En gammel mand er ude og køre i tog. Foran ham i kupeén Egy öregúr üldögél magában egy padon a parkban En äldre man sitter på tåget. Efter en stund kliver det på en punkare med en stor Un vieil homme est dans un restaurant. Sur la table d'à côté Gjort noget helt vildt En gammel mand står på toget og sætter sig i en kupe På en station steg en gammel mand på toget og satte sig ind i en kupé. Her kom han til at sidde overfor en punker med hanekam Akropolyje ant suoliuko sėdi senukas. Netrukus ant to pačio suoliuko prisėda pankas su įspūdingai žalia - geltona - mėlyna - raudona skiautere. Senukas pažiūrėjo į panką
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Кој го плесна гркот? Mit dem Zug durch den Tunnel gefährliche Zugfahrt Το τρένο Ο Γάλλος και ο Γερμανός Στο ίδιο βαγόνι Το φιλί Влак Ein Deutscher Седят си във влаково купе грък Пътуват в едно купе В купе на влак пътуват майка с дъщеря си и двама военни - единия старшина In einem Zugabteil sitzen ein Unternehmer und sein Arbeiter mit einer alten und einer hübschen A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. Van un madrileño Поезд. Едут генерал Under andra världskriget. En tysk officer Sitzen ein Deutscher Viajaban en un Tren Een Belg En un vagón de tren viajan una gorda An Englishman In einem Eisenbahn-Abteil sitzen eine umwerfende Blondine En una cabina de tren viajaban un mexicano Valgkamp På en togtur fra København til Jylland W pociągu w jednym przedziale jadą matka z 18-letnią córką *Dünya Savaşı arefesinde; bir Nazi subayı In uno scompartimento ferroviario ci sono una bella ragazza Un beau jour Bir albay Im D-Zug nach Zürich sitzen ein Schweizer Jüngling Un jour dans un train Estavam em um trem (na europa) 1 linda jovem francesa Sitting together on a train was Obama Estavam em um trem Een Nederlander Bir tren yolculuğunda komutan ile asker ve karşılarında da güzel bir kız ve yaşlı bir teyze oturuyormuş.. Yolculuk devam ederken tren bir tünele girmiş ve karanlık olmuş Esto eran cuatro pasajeros en el tren: 2 chicas Un español Esto es 4 personas que van en un vagón de un tren Viajavam no vagão de um trem quatro pessoas: uma mulher gostosona Yer cekoslovakya. Ikinci dunya savasi donemi. Cekoslovakya alman isgali antinda. Bir tren kompartimani. iceride 4 kisi. Cekoslovak genc ve guzel bir kiz W pociągu Numa cabine de trem Dans le compartiment d’un train se trouve une très belle jeune fille et sa mère ainsi qu’un jeune homme accompagné de son père. Soudain le train passe sous un tunnel et dans un noir absolu retentit... Dans un train Viajavam num trem um argentino U vlaku Lors d'un voyage d'affaire Chirac et Sarkozy se retrouve dans le même compartiment du train en compagnie d'une superbe blonde et d'une nonne. Le train s'engage dans un tunnel A Pakistani guy Um Brasileiro No trem estavam um brasileiro Em um vagão estavam uma loira muito gostosa Em um trem viajavam no mesmo vagão um brasileiro Havia um Português Viajavam no mesmo compartimento de um comboio C'è un romanista e un laziale nel treno. Il treno si ferma e sale una modella... Il treno entra in una galleria e non si vede niente e si sente il rumore di un bacio seguito da uno schiaffo. Usciti... Patru persoane calatoreau in acelasi compartiment de tren: un roman V kupé vlaku sedí vojín Ve vlakovém kupé je matka s dcerou Kartą električkoj važiuoja dvi moterys: jauna Rusas Važiuoja traukiniu mama su dukra ir kariuomenes generolas su eiliniu. oras grazus saule smarkiai plieskia. privaziuoja traukinys tuneli ir staiga pasidaro tamsu. pasigirsta pliaukstelejimas
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’
And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English ваsтаrd again.'
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A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that his wife would cheat on him while he was gone.
So to prevent this, he visited the local sеx shop in order to buy his wife a viвrатоr to keep her occupied in his absence.
After examining the products, he hadn't found an appropriately amazing viвrатоr and asked the store clerk for help. The store clerk recommended the "Voodoo D**k."
"How does it work?" asked the businessman.
The clerk unwrapped the Voodoo D**k from its ceremonial tiki box and said to it, "Voodoo D**k that door." The viвrатоr flew out of the box and attacked the door with such vigor that the door split in half.
"Fantastic," said the man. "I'll take it!"
He instructed his wife on how to use the Voodoo D**k and left on his business trip. Soon, his wife decided to try it out and said the magic words: "Voodoo D**k my p***y."
The Voodoo D**k flew out of the box and gave her оrgаsм after оrgаsм. But soon it became too much, and she couldn't figure out how to make it stop. So she got into her car and began driving to the hospital, swerving so much that she got pulled over by the police. The policeman asked her why she was driving so recklessly and she explained to him that she had a Voodoo D**k inside her that wouldn't leave her alone.
The policeman looked at her skeptically and said, "Voodoo D**k, my аss."
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