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What happens when lawyers take Viagra...
Ce se întîmplă cu un avocat dacă ia Viagra? Va fi mai înalt.
Какво става когато адвокат вземе виагра? Става по висок
Q: What happens when you give Viаgrа to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
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Q: Did you hear about the new Viаgrа eye-drops?
A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viаgrа.
Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
A: One cup and you're up all night.
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Το βιάγκρα.
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
Genietend van het mooie zonnige weer zocht hij een mooi verlaten strandje om eens flink bij te kleuren. Na een hele dag zonnen waren zijn benen flink verbrand. Onderweg terug naar zijn hotel kon...
Un gars s’endort plusieurs heures sur la plage au soleil et se réveille avec un horrible coup de soleil. Il s’en va immédiatement à l’hôpital et est promptement admis pour brûlures au second degré....
Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viаgrа."
Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?"
Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
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New generic drug replacement for Viаgrа – it's called Mycoxaflopin.
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Σου δίνω το λόγο μου...
Старецот
Един старец отива в аптеката и с последните пари си купува виагра. Прибира се в къщи и решава да изненада бабата.
Един папагал пил виагра и започнал да оправя всичко що мърда в двора- кокошки
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty
Un prestigiatore è disperato: il suo pappagallo parlante dice un numero eccessivo di parolacce e lo mette in imbarazzo durante gli spettacoli. Decide quindi di dargli una lezione facendogli prendere un brutto spavento: lo toglie dalla gabbia
En man får äntligen sitt recept på Viagra och hämtar snabbt ut pillren på apoteket. Ivrig att testa så tar han ett piller så fort han kommer hem
Ein Mann kauft sich Viagra-Tabletten. Kommt sein Papagei und frisst sie alle auf. Sagt der Mann: "Oh Gott
Mies sai lääkäriltä paketin viagraa. Ennenkuin mies ehti ottaa yhtään
Mannen hade en papegoja som käkade upp alla husses viagra och for runt i huset och försökte sätta på allt han såg. Till slut tröttnade husse
Un tip a cumparat un flacon de VIAGRA si dupa ce si-a luat o pastila
A parrot swallows a Viаgrа tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
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What's the difference between the first honeymoon and the second?
First honeymoon, Niagara. Second honeymoon, Viаgrа.
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Ако дадеш виагра на политик
You know what happens when you give a politician Viаgrа?
He gets taller.
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Did you hear about the theft at the Viаgrа factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
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Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viаgrа to the old men living there?
It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.
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Q: What do Disney World and Viаgrа have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
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бабка деду: - куда это ты
- Къде си се нагласил да одиш
Opa steht nach dem Frühstück auf und zieht sich die Jacke an.
Дядото става от закуска и слага якето. Бабата:
Aquele septuagenário estava vestindo o casaco quando sua esposa perguntou: — Onde você vai? — Vou ao médico
Neulich im Altenheim. Ein 80jähriger Mann steht auf
Viagra Manden tager frakken på. Konen: Hvor skal du hen? Manden: Til lægen og have en recept på disse Viagra vi læser så meget om. Konen griber sin jakke og manden spørger: Hvor skal du hen? Konen:...
Seksenlik koca
En gammal man i åttioårsåldern kämpar för att komma upp ur soffan och går sedan för att sätta på sig rocken. Hans fru frågar nyfiket: - Vart ska du gå? - Jag ska till doktorn. - Va
Egy 82 éves bácsi felveszi a kabátját és indulni készül otthonról. A felesége utánaszól: - Hová mész? - Elmegyek az orvoshoz. - Beteg vagy? - Nem
82 éves bácsika a feleségének: - Elmegyek az orvoshoz. - Miért
En 80 år gammel mann sa til kona si at han skulle til legen for å få Viagrapiller. Han var på vei ut døra da han så at kona fulgte ham hakk i hæl. ”Hvor skal du?”
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said
An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viаgrа pills."
His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viаgrа?
A: Oooh - Henry!
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Q: What's the scientific name for Viаgrа?
A: Mycoxafailin
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Did you hear about the man who took Viаgrа and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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Sonny, Got Any Viаgrа?
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viаgrа pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sеx. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't рее on my shoes."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
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