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A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast."
The doctor replies, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your вuтт."
Two months later, she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was."
But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down. He asks, "Where did you get this twitch?"
The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch; I'm chewing bubble gum."
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride.
The woman thanked her and got in the car.
After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag.
The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
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„Жените имат нужда от причина
Women need a reason to have sеx - men just need a place.
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Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them.
As they watched him stumbling, he fell face down into a mud puddle. When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to see if she recognized him.
However, his face was so covered with mud that she веnт over and unzipped his pants.
She remarked, "Well, he's not my husband."
The second woman peering over her shoulder agreed, "Your right, he's not your husband."
The third woman, somewhat older than the other two, веnт over to look and said, "He's not from our village."
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Фермер си търси жена Inserzione su un giornale locale americano: "Cercasi contadina con esperienza e che lavori duro..brava in casa e nei campi e che faccia bene da mangiare e abbia un trattore proprio. inviare foto...
There was an ad in the newspaper:
An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor.
The photo of the tractor is required.
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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Dad: Why ya' crying?
Girl: My boyfriend dumped me!
Dad (Grabs shotgun): I'll be back...
*A while later, dad comes back*
Girl: What the hеll! Why did you кill him!
Dad: I didn't!
Girl: Where did you go, then?
Dad: To get you ice cream of course.
Girl: Why the hеll did you bring the shot gun!?
Dad: So I could get it for free!
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Warning ladies!
Never trust a man who calls you "SЕXУ".
This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SЕX". After sеx, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women?
A: men have an antenna!
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Се е исто. - Жената май предаде Богу дух. От седмица сексът е същият Undertaker to bereaved husband. When did you 1st notice your wife was dead? Well he replies - Comment savoir si votre femme est morte? Vous baisez toujours autant Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink. Komt een man bij de dokter en zegt: dokter ik denk dat mijn vrouw dood is!?! Vraagt de dokter: waarom denkt u dat? Zegt de man: nou de seks is hetzelfde maar de afwas blijft maar staan… Hvordan ved du Che cosa pensi se tua moglie muore? Il sesso e’ lo stesso ma la pila di piatti e’ in aumento. Che cosa pensi se muore tuo marito? Il sesso e’ lo stesso ma conquisti il telecomando. Hvordan du forstår at kona er dau? Sexen er som vanlig men oppvasker samler seg opp.. Jak poznáte - Să ştii că am impresia că nevastă-mea a murit. - Eşti sigur? - Nu ştiu ce să spun. În pat este ca înainte Død kone Hvordan opdager man at Ens kone er død? Hun knepper som Hun plejer I finally determined that my girlfriend has been dead for a while… The sεx is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
Answer: The sеx will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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Извинете Supermarket стоит мужик в магазине в очереди и тут обращает внимание на очень... Виждам в опашката пред касата една страхотна блондинка Мужик стоит в очереди в кассу в супермаркете. Ein Typ steht in der Schlange im Supermarkt Un gaillard fait la file à la caisse de son supermarché quand il remarque qu'une petite blonde canon lui fait signe de la main et lui sourit. Il s'adresse à elle et dit gentiment : " Excusez-moi A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. Un homme au supermarché se rend compte qu'une blonde canon lui fait signe de la main. Tout content Um cara está na fila do caixa no supermercado quando uma morena escultural lhe acena com a mão e lança um sorriso daqueles. Ele deixa por momentos o carrinho das compras na fila Jos staat in de rij van de supermarkt met achter hem een knappe blondine. Wanneer hij zich omdraait En läcker blondin vinkar till mannen Kender jeg dig? En lækker blond kvinde vinker til manden Chlap stojí v supermarketu ve frontě u pokladny La chica del oxxo Un tipo está en la fila de la caja de un OXXO Facet poszedł do supermarketu i zauważył
"Excuse me," he says to her, "do we know each other?"
"Sure," she answers, "one of my children is yours!"
The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife.
So he asks her: "Were you that stripper invited at a bachelor party at the suburbs last spring and we ended up having wild sеx in the kitchen? You had manacled my hands and you cramed a carrot in my a…!"
The woman frowned answers: "No, I am your son’s philologist..."
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Q: What's the difference between a hоокеr and a drug dealer?
A: A hоокеr can wash her сrаск and sell it again.
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A man and a woman started to have sеx in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Dамn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer."
The man looked away and turned red.
"What's wrong?" asked the woman.
"I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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Защо овцата е по-добра от жената? На овцата не и пука ако се забавляваш със сестра и
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuск her sister.
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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