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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies,
"No. I work for a соndом company. These are customer complaints."

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day of…

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In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won.
Nobody got higher than me.

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Sign seen in a veterinarian’s office:
The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.

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Whenever people going through a struggle in life they get really cliched. They start saying things like, 'I'm taking it one day at a time. Just taking it one day at a time.' You know who else is? Everybody. 'Cause that's how time works. That's the only way you can take time. What were you doing it a week at a time before? Who are you? Who taught you how to do that? Please teach me how to do that, I want to get through this quicker too.

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I was in church this morning doing some press-ups and having a nice little workout when the vicar said, “What are you doing?”
I replied, “My doctor advised me to exercise religiously.”

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Why wasn’t the candidate hired for the marketing job?
He was anti-social.

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I worked hard, so my car can have a better life

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When I realize ChatGPT can do my job

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Different elements produce different colored fireworks Copper, Sodium, Barium, Magnesium, Uranium, Strontium

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When you're trying to get ready for work but your bed keeps pulling you back to it..

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Want to really mess with these guy's? Lay down and take a nap.

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Rare snapshot of Chuck Norris arriving to Kindergarden after dropping off his parents at work.

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Marriage, because your shiттy day doesn't have to end at work

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My boss looking at my negative drug test results So, you're just weird?

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My plans if my IT career doesn't work out. Plan A. Plan B . Plan C. Plan D.

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