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Yo mama is so dumb, where it said,
"Do not write here" on her application, she wrote "Ok."

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Yo momma so sтuрid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

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Yo mamas so hairy chewbacca popped out of her аss saying its a jungle in here.

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Yo mamma is so fат, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

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Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got hеrреs.

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Yo momma so fат her belt loops have mile markers.

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Yo momma is so fат she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.

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Yo momma so hairy when you came
Out her virgina you were born
With carpet burn

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Yo Momma so ugly Even barney didn't say I love You

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Yo momma so ugly even lady goga didn't want to poker face...

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Yo mama is so fат when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

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Yo mamma's so fат, she IS the circle of life.

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Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.

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Yo mama is so fат that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

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Your momma's so sтuрid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.

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Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.

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Yo mama is so small she can't even get high.

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