"Yes brother," says Раddy.
"Well I'm going on a business trip soon and if she gives birth while I'm away, I want you dear brother, to name the kids," says Мiск.
"It'll be an honour to do that for you Мiск," says Раddy.
A month later Раddy calls Мiск.
"Hello Мiск, your wife's given birth to a boy and a girl, their beautiful," says Раddy.
"That's wonderful Раddy, what did you call them?" says Мiск.
"I called the girl Deniece," says Раddy.
"And what did you call the boy?"
"I called the boy De nephew."
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sеx education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sеx education on TV.
Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. Great, said the teacher, that's very important.
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. Well, that has to do with it too, said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sеx education. Yes it does, said Johnny, it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.