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What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients? Chemoflage.
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What did I say to my friend who was going bald, which made him mad with anger? I said, “You will find Waldo faster than you can find your hairline”.
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Why was the bald guy very happy? As he was so completely bald, he was elected as the president of ‘The Hair Club for Men’!
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What special day do bald people celebrate? They like to celebrate No-Hair Day!
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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man? You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!
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Why were all the lice sad on the head of a bald man? They look like they are all homeless!
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What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hairline is what you call it!
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Why was the bald guy upset when I asked him an innocent question? He said, “Asking a bald guy how far they go up while washing their faces is not polite”.
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Why was my friend angry when he started getting bald? Because his hair didn’t fall out, it simply fell down!
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What is the worst advice one can give to his bald friend? “No need for a transplant. Draw rabbits on your hair, they will look like hares from a distance”.
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What did I say to my bald brother, which made him very angry? I said, “Bro you are so bald, that I need to wear sunglasses else, I can go blind”.
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What does the kind man who shaved off his hair as support for cancer patients say? He says he had camouflage.
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Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
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What did the old bald man say to his grandchildren? He said, “Combing is the experience which life usually gives when you start turning bald!
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Why does a bald man always wake up happy from bed? Because a man who has an extended forehead looks good!
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Why was the bald person happy even when he lost all his hair? Because after being bald for a long time the idea of hair started to grow on him!
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Why is it so easy to guess what a bald guy is going to say? Because you can literally see what’s on their mind!
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What is the difference between a prince, a bald guy, and an ape? A prince is an heir apparent, an ape has hairy parents while a bald guy apparently has no hair!
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