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What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned

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How do you stop a baby from drowning?
- Lift up your foot

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Roses are dead,
Violets are dead,
I am a bad gardener.

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Do you want to hear a money joke?
Never mind it makes no cents

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus?
Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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Jesus created the t-pose first

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I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. – Which makes me an eighth theist.

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1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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What’s the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.

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Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a реdорhilе? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fат аss.

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Why did little sally fall of the swings?
Because she had no arms
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

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Black holes and hоrny black women have 1 thing in common, they suск everything in sight

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Qo you know why people dont like abortion jokes?
Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

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Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.

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Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s worse than Sally in a trash can?
Sally in thirteen trash cans.

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