A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a вееr out of a cooler. the little boy asked,
"Grandpa, can I have a вееr?" Grandpa replied, "Can your diск touch your аss?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a вееr." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked,
"Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked,
"Can your diск touch your аss?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said,
"Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked,
"Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your diск touch your аss?" Grandpa replied, "Неll yeah my diск can touch my аss!" The boy replied, "Then go fuск yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."
She was like, 'Danny, I don't like that name! We don't have that stuff in this house. Nobody in this family uses that stuff. Your brothers don't use it, your father -- why do you want to use it?' I was like, 'What are you talking about, Ma? As a matter of fact, Uncle Louis always uses it.' She was like, 'Yeah, alright, Uncle Louis, maybe -- but nobody talks about it.'