So a маsосhisт, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, a sаdisт, a реdорhilе, and a zоорhilе are all standing in a jail cell.
The zоорhilе says,
"You know what I could really go for right now? Sеx with a cat."
The реdорhilе says,
"Even better: Sеx with a kitten."
The sаdisт asks, "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sеx with it?"
The necrophile adds, "Alright let's beat a kitten to death, and then have sеx with it."
Then the pyromaniac says,
"Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sеx with it?"
After all of this the маsосhisт finally speaks up and says,
"Meow."