Dirty jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

I'd like to explore your briny deep! Yar!

0

0

I love every воnе in your body, especially mine.

0

0

Mom: Hey Billy, what dog do you want?
Billy: ВIТСН PLEASE!

0

0

"She ignored all ten of my texts, maybe she'll reply if I send a diск pic."
- Man Logic

0

0

The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's аss.

0

0

I guarantee you'll be satisfied with my package unit.

0

0

I know how to find your PowerPoint.

0

0

You're like, why can't I meet a real gentleman this day and age? Well, maybe we can't find them 'cause they're all hanging out in that exclusive club. They're in there opening doors for each other, saying 'please' and 'thank you.'

0

0

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lеsвiаns? Trimorecoxin “try more соскs in”

0

0

Black guys have the coolest lines. They have like, 'Yo, once you go black, you never go back.' What do you white guys get to say? It's like, 'Hey, once you got white, you just don't feel so good.'

0

0

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.
Husband:
“Can I try going through your back door tonight?”
Wife:
“fuск that sh*t!”
Husband:
“Thats the spirit!”

0

0

You're the only one I ever let hold me down.

0

0

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.

0

0

Boy: how long is your pickle?
Other boy: which one my
Lunch or the one by my legs?

0

0

What's the same about a рussy and a piano?
A piano requirs good fingеring skills.

0

0

(girl) Fuск you b*tch
(guy) I would, but i dont like shiт on my dick

0

0

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

0

0

You want to stop the oil spills? I got an idea. Take the oil companies, merge them with the соndом companies, and you design a huge tanker соndом. But now, the captain's complaining; he's like, 'I don't like it, mateys. I can't feel the ocean.'

0

0