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Лифтинг Подмладената жена и дедото The Lady and the Facelift Жена си прави подарък за рождения ден – фейслифтинг. A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. Un homme va chez le chirurgien esthétique pour paraître plus jeune. Pour tester l'efficacité de l'opération Det var dags för en ansiktslyftning tyckte det 47-åriga mannen och gav sig själv en födelsedagspresent. 40 000 kr fattigare men med en yngre ansikte Een man van 49 vind dat hij er veel ouder uit ziet dan dat hij is. Door middel van plastisch chirurgie gaat hij er jonger uitzien. Na 3 dagen in het ziekenhuis gelegen te hebben gaat hij naar huis.... Alder En mand beslutter at få en ansigtsløftning på sin fødselsdag. Han bruger 30.000 kr. og synes rigtig godt om det færdige resultat. På vej hjem fra klinikken stopper han ved en kiosk og køber... Egy középkorú nő ráncfelvarrást szavaz meg magának a születésnapjára. Ugyan 4000 dollárt fizet a műtétért Een vrouw heeft voor haar verjaardag besloten een facelift te nemen. Ze geeft 5000 euro uit en is tevreden met het resultaat. Op de weg naar huis koopt zij in een kiosk haar favoriete maandblad en... Egy nő az 50 éves születésnapján elkölt egy csomó pénzt ránctalanításra Počasti žena sebe faceliftingom za rođendan i bude sasvim zadovoljna rezultatom. Na putu doma zaustavi se u butiku Um homem de 47 anos resolveu fazer uma plastica pois se achava muito velho . Feito a plastica depois de alguns dias ele vai até o mercado e pergunta para caixa Muito feliz por ter feito uma plástica A quarentona O doamna de 44 de ani Cu ocazia implinirii a 47 De ani Ein Mann von 47 Jahren war sehr bemüht
A women who is 47 years old decides to have plastic surgery, hoping it will make her look younger.
As she leaves the hospital she quickly asks the receptionist how old she looked. The receptionist said "umm, 29"
"Wow, really?" the women replies. "I'm actually 47!"
So on the way home the women decides to stop at mcdonalds. She takes her order and asks the guy at the till how old she looked.
"34" says the man. "Wow, really?" the women replies. "I'm actually 47!"
So she leaves mcdonalds and goes to the bus stop. Waiting at the bus stop with her is a trampy looking man eating mcdonalds. After about 5 minutes of waiting for the bus the women can't resist asking the man how old he thought she looked. So she did. The man said. "I can do magic. If you let me put my face in your тiтs for 30 seconds I'll know your exact age."
The women looks around to see if anyone was around. Nobody was to be seen so she agrees with man. After the 30 seconds the man pulls away his face and says "Your 47..."
The women replies "wow, how did you know? Thats amazing." The man says "I was behind you in the que at mcdonalds..."
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