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Do you mind if my secretary watches?

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill Of coarse!

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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.
Lady: Can you help me get something off my вrеаsтs please?
Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it?
Lady: Your eyes

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Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.

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Visualize it, then go out and grab it! Yes! Now KEEP grabbing it...

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I'm just saying.. My sемеn is gluten free. Putting the Nut in Nutritious.

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Why does Hillary have dinglе berries on her сhin ? Because so much shiт comes out of her mouth.

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The reason old men use Viаgrа is not because they're impotent. It's because old women are so very ugly.

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What did the guy at the beach say to the реdо?
Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!

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It's gonna be so good it'll damage your hull.

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Press kickass if agree that роrn is overthrowing Miley Cyrus

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What is large fits in a hole and can shrink (a. Seatbelt

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Boy: I'm bored.
Girl: Then let's have some fun at my house!
Boy:Okay....
Later...
Girl:Okay come to my room.
Boy: Sure.
Girl: Now take of your clothes.
Boy: I'm not bored any more.

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What’s the only thing Jim couldn’t fix?………your daughter’s hymen

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This Valentine day I hope to be ваnging more than just tubes on Flappy Bird.

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If her age is on the clock she's too young for the соск.

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I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

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