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What do you call a рrоsтiтuте that likes fishing?
A Ноокеr!

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Just been thrown out of the marines for sexually assaulting someone during martial arts training. Apparently the Sergent told us to fight ‘hand-to-hand’ not ‘hand-to-gland’.

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Might I integrate your curves tonight?

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How to get a girl's heart ? Just open her body and go into it

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I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it - and he's always on time.

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My brother has two daughters -- disappointed he doesn't have a son to carry on his name. I said, 'Jerry, our name is Smith. Wake the hеll up -- our name's being carried on in hotel rooms all over the country.'

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Guy: how many legs does a rooster have
Person: two
Guy: how many teeth does a cat have
Person: i dunno
Guy: how come you know more соскs then pussys

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I think you'll be able to raise the bar.

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Best way to answer the phone:
"Bob's whоrе house, you got the doe we got the hое, how may I help you?"

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Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.

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Your poorly thatched hut or mine?

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What does princess Leia say to Luke Skywalker?
*Moaning* "Use the force!!!"

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Caught my last girlfriend cheating on me. She was at a Sizzler, laying in the all-you-can-eat salad bar.

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Do you like compact disks? (Yes) Compact dis diск!

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Why is my wiener the perfect gentleman?
Because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit.

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Knock Knock whose there aneda aneda diск inside me

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What’s blue an fuскs old women? ………. Hypothermia!

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The following conversation took place between a 3-year-old boy and his mum while having a bath.
Boy: ‘Mum are these round things between my legs my brains?’
Mum: ‘No not yet!’

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