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The economy is running smooth. I don't have a problem with this. As long as the economy is running smooth, I figured we about three interns away from a balanced budget.

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Vote this as kickass if you LOVE rihanna, one direction, rita ora, demi, selena, justin, ari, beyonce, katy, or any other celebs
Vice versa wanna see how may people are STUPID
Lol thnx :P

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D'z nut'z, D'z nut'z, D'z nut'z, i'm tired of hearing about your nut'z, what you really need is jesuz

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We do have something in common in that tonight neither one of us will be having meat.

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My girlfriend lied that she was a professional archaeologist so I got I found her used тамроn and asked her what period it came from.

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A woman walks in a роrn shop. A man goes up to her and asks "Could you bend over?".
"The woman replies "Uhh ok?". The man says "Now could you spell run?". The woman replies "Uhh ok?'. "R-U-N" She says. the man says "I will be in, in a minute, honey" LOLZ XD

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I'd like to solve your Rubik's Cube.

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Girl's Parents: She's allergic to nuts, dont let her eat nuts
Me: There goes my plans for today

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I would do things to you that your memory foam matress would try to forget.

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So a man and a women go on a date when the finish the man said how bout we go to my place for desert the women said i hope u like crab cakes

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Adam was created first. That means there was a whole period of time where he's just hanging out by himself. There's no Eve yet. Now, did he have a реnis yet? Why would he? I think it came with Eve, like an accessory pack. 'Adam, I made you this woman, but you'll need this adapter.'

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Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!

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Instead of sending diск pics I'm gonna start sending junk mail. It's pretty much the same thing only it sounds a little classier.

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Did you hear about the new роrnо movie "star whоrеs". Its about a chick named princess lay-her . She gets banged all over the universe.

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Tough guy - your face looks so ugly,
Nerd - atleast my face doesn't look like it has eczema from all the hickeys.
Tough guy - yeah well your face still looks ugly Nerd - yeah just like ya motha Tough guy - errrrrr.........
Nerd - yeah just as I thought

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One day a girl on the beach with no arms or legs was crying and a life guard saw here came up to here and asked "why are you crying?"
"Because I've never been hugged before" she said, he hugs her and goes on a few minutes later she's crying again another life guard see's her and asks "what's wrong?" she tells him "I've never been kissed before" he kisses her and goes on a few minutes later she's crying again another life guard see's her comes up to her and asks "what's wrong?" she tells him "I've never been f*cked before" so he picks her up throws her in the ocean and says "well you're f*cked now"

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The best thing about having a рrоsтiтuте die on you is that you get to have the 2nd hour for free

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Boy: I will now make your virginity disappear!
*2 hours later*
Girl: I saw how you did that.
Boy: Ok, let me try again.

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