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Копеле C’est deux copains qui discutent dans un bar. Вчера спас девушку A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: Un homme croise un ami dans la rue : There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says 2 Lokführer unterhalten sich. Sagt der eine: "Du Een lelijke kerel komt een bar binnen met een enorme grijns op zijn gezicht. “Waarom ben jij zo blij?” vraagt de barman. “Nou” Un homme rentre de son footing et raconte sa journée à un ami. - Aujourdhui il m'est arrivé un truc de malade! - Que c'est il passé ? - Je courais le loin de la voie de chemin de fer et je vois une...
An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord.
"Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night !"
"Did you get a вlоw job ?" asks the landlord.
"No ..." he says, "I never found the head."
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Рrоsтiтuте in the police station.
The desk officer says "so when did you réalise you were rареd ?"
She replies ... "when the chèque bounced !"
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Дете пита майка си: Treffen sich zwei Frauen im Park Негърче пита майка си: Un ragazzino: - Mamma Sohn: "Papa A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask O garotinho vira-se para a mãe e pergunta: — Manhêêê! — O que é Fragt die Frau den Arzt Een blondje ligt op de verlostafel en het hoofdje van haar baby komt er uit. Warempel Fritzchen: Papa Mamo - Apu Op het ziekenhuis is er juist een vrouw aan het bevallen. Eerst komt het kopje van de baby tevoorschijn Pistike kérdezi az anyukáját: - Anya az mért van Mazs zēns jautā mammai: - Mamm Kisfiú odamegy az anyukájához: - Anyuci Mommy Ρωτάει το παιδί τον πατέρα του : - Μπαμπά
A little boy asked his mother:
Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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This guy from up north just up and one day moved down south to start himself a farm.
He came across this man and asked him where he could get a good donkey to pull a cart and plow.
The man said I've got just what you need.
Only thing is down here we don't call them donkeys we call them an аss.
He said when this аss stops you'll have to get off the cart and slap them to get it going again.
The northern man thanks him and heads on his way.
He comes up to a man seeking chickens.
He says to the man, I'd like to buy a rooster and a hen.
The guy sai d sure thing but down here we don't call em roosters and hens.
We call them a соск and a pullet.
The man from up north says ok, thanks the man and is on his way.
He going along in his cart when his donkey stops in the middle of the road.
He remembers what the man said he had to do to get it going.
Just then a lady is walking by.
So he walks up to her and says, "excuse me miss, but will you hold my соск and pullet while I slap my аss."
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Kamasutra says:
If you suск one niррlе, the women herself offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
No ball room.
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Синот прв пат имал секс Chiste de la virginidad -Татко днес правих секс. Иванчо се прибира вкъщи и казва на баща си: C'est un petit garçon qui va voir son père Papa hoy hise el amor por primera vez: - "Μπαμπά Der 15 jährige Bub kommt freudestrahlend nach Hause und sagt: "Papa Kommt Fritzchen zwei Stunden zu spät nach Hause. Der Vater sitzt wartend im Wohnzimmer. Sagt der Sohn: "Sorry Paps Der 18-jährige Sohn kommt mitten in der Woche um 4 Uhr morgens nachHause. Der Vater hat gewartet und sagt mürrisch: "Wo warst du so lange Llega el hijo a su casa y le dice a su papá: - Papá acabo de tener mi primera experiencia sexual. El padre le contesta : En serio sientate cuentame como te fue. - No puedo aun me duele. En pojke kommer hem sent en kväll klockan 10. Hans far blir förbannad då han egentligen skulle vara hemma senast 7 och ber sonen förklara sig. Sonen säger då tyst... - Far - Papa O filho chega e diz todo orgulhoso pro pai: — Pai Kommt ein Sohnemann ganz aufgeregt zurück nach Hause und sagt: „Papa Jantje komt ontzettend wild en opgewonden thuis en roept: "Mama Приходит сын вечером домой и говорит отцу: - Пап C’est l’histoire d’un jeune homme qui rentre chez lui après une grosse soirée. Celui-ci Intr-o zi vine Bula de la scoala si ii zice tatalui sau: - Tata C'est Thierry qui rentre à 4h du mat' tout doucement et se fait surprendre par son Père: - Nom de dieu Thierry Intr-o zi vine Bula acasa fericit foc. Taicasu' curios il intreaba care-i motivu'. - Tata Den 16 åriga killen kom hem och sa: - Pappa Far - Tēt!!! Man šodien bija pirmā seksuālā pieredze. - Apsveicu
In the morning Little Johnny says to his father, "Daddy last night I had my first sеxuаl encounter."
His father looks at him proudly and says, "When are you planning to do it again?"
"I don't know daddy ever since it happened my аss has been hurting like crazy."
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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Q: Why do female skydivers wear jоск straps?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.
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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains. Pourquoi les hommes ont un trou au bout du pénis? - Pour que l'oxygène accède au cerveau.
Why does a реnis have a hole at the end?
So guys can be open-minded.
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Надувување Fritzchen im Schlafzimmer C'est un petit garçon qui se réveille pendant la nuit parce qu'il entend du bruit dans la chambre de ses parents. Малкият Иванчо дочул шум от спалнята на родителите си. Малкия Иванчо отива при майка си я пита: Ein Ehepaar stimmt sich gerade im Bett ein. Die Erregung nimmt langsam zu A l'heure du petit déjeuner un enfant avoue a sa mère: One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts Mommy Jaimito escucha ruidos extraños en el cuarto de sus padres Lille Filip öppnade dörren till badrummet. Där stod hans mamma och drog fram och tillbaka på pappans snopp. Mamman fann sig snabbt och sa leende: - Du förstår En dag när den lille gossen öppnade sovrumsdörren låg mamma och drog fram och tillbaks på pappas snopp. Gossen frågade vad de gjorde - Mamma Fritzchen überrascht die Eltern beim Sex. Die Mutter sitzt gerade auf dem Vater. Als der Junge naiv fragt O menininho entra de repente no quarto e flagra a mamãe deitada por cima do papai. — Que é que você está fazendo
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fат and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."
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A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!"
Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
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Секс Chiste del que hace el amor con la luz apagada Мъж и жена били женени от много години. Мъж и жена се оженили A man and woman had been married for 30 years Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. C'est l'histoire d'un vieux couple marié depuis 25 ans. Chaque fois qu'ils font l'amour Um casal estava casado há vinte anos e Under alla år som Britta och Bertil varit tillsammans hade Bertil alltid velat älska med lampan släckt. Efter 20 år tröttnade Britta på att ständigt treva sig fram i mörkret och tände! Hon såg till sin förskräckelse att hennes man använde en dildo och utropade: - FÖRKLARA DET HÄR! VARFÖR HAR DU... Er was eens een koppel dat 20 jaar getrouwd was. Iedere keer als ze de liefde bedreven drong de man er op aan om de lichten uit te doen. Na 20 jaar begon de vrouw dat vreemd te vinden Det äkta paret hade varit gifta i mer än 20 år. Varje gång de älskade insisterade mannen på att ljuset skulle vara släkt. Men efter 20 år tyckte kvinnan att det började bli löjligt. Hon funderade... De hadde vært gift i mer enn 20 år. Mannen insisterte på at lyset alltid skulle være av. Men etter 20 år Esta es una pareja que ya cumplía 20 años de casados. Y durante esos 20 años cada vez  que iban a hacer el amor apagaba las luces completamente. Pero después de 20 años haciendo lo mismo 20 years of sex in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildo the wife get angry and says ¨explain the dildo prick¨ the husband says ¨explain the children bitch Conny och Clara hade varit gifta i 20 år Det var en man och hans fru Bryllupsnatten De havde været gift i 20 år. Manden ville kun elske i mørke. Konen ville have ham fra den fjollede vane
After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildо! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildо". The husband replies "explain the kids?!"
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny:
"You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says:
"I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says:
"Cremo, come here, please."
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Three guys die and go to Неll.
Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
"He was a candle maker." So, Sатаn burns off the guy's d**k.
Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
"He was a rope maker." So, Sатаn rips off the guy's d**k with a rope.
Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."
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Γαριδάκια Лекар шашнат разглежда ярко оранжевия член на пациента си: Доктор осматривает оранжевый член пациента: Un tío va al médico porque tiene la picha de color naranja: Komt 'n man bij de dokter Doktor - "Doktor doktor! Hjælp mig min pik er blevet helt orange!" - "Jamen dog Przyszedł bardzo zakłopotany facet do lekarza: - Panie doktorze O cara vai ao médico. — Doutor Er komt een man bij de dokter en zegt: "Dokter ik heb een vervelend probleem." Hij trekt zijn broek en onderbroek naar beneden en laat zijn 'oranje' lul zien. Vraagt de dokter: "Wat voor werk doet... Er komt een man bij de dokter en zegt: "Dokter ik ben erg ongerust want mijn lul is helemaal oranje." "Ja" En mann går til legen og forteller at penisen har blitt oransje. Doktoren ser på den
Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor.
After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"
Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch роrnо movies and eat Cheetos."
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Τυρογαριδάκι Разговараат две плавуши: - Вчера го промашив женското ВЦ и влегов во машкото. Замисли му го видов пенисот на шефот. - И каков му е? - Па за мој вкус премногу киселкасто - солен. - Mamá Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face Дочь подходит к маме. Момиченце се връща от училище: - Мамо Το πουλάκι. Lilla Sally kom hem från skolan med ett leende på läpparna och berättade för sin mamma: - Olle visade snoppen för mig idag! - Vad säger du Две блондинки говорят: - Вчера влязох в мъжката тоалетна и представи си Prvňačka Anička přišla domů ze školy a říká mamince: „Mami - Maman little johnny tells his mom"mom Billys penis is like a peanut" the mom says "what do you mean he has the size of one or its looks like one" johnny says "its salty". kickass if you get it – Mamma! Kusin Mahmoud har en snopp som en jordnöt! – Är den så liten? – Nej Un enfant a sa mère : - Maman
Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a реnis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."
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