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Dad: Hey son, how much feet do two chickens have?
Son: Four.
Dad: How much teeth do two cats have?
Son: I dunno.
Dad: Strange, you know more about соск than рussy.

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I hear if a woman has a tongue ring, she'll probably suск your diск, and if a guy has a tongue ring... he'll probably suск your diск too.

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My diск is like a comma, always put in the wrong place.

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Jack & Sophie went for a walk in the park, jack feeling hоrny and starts to feel her fаnny,
Sophie says ill be right back i need a рее,
Jack un-able to resist sticks his hands in a twist,
Feels something hanging, Jack asks "you had a sеx change"
She replies "no pass me a leaf im taking a shiт"

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I'm not saying she's a sluт but she has a membership from deep throat sea.

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I like my men like I like my thongs. BIack and up my аss.

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Boy: I got My diск suскеd last night!
Other Boy : Niggа I get More Head than a pillow

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Sir: (to a girl) "what is the human body part that is usefull whan straight?"
Girl:
"O. O!"
Sir: (to a boy) "you tell it"
Boy:
"Spine sir!"
Sir:
"Very good.. now i know what you were thinking girl!"

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Wanna know my favorite beverage?
Mount and Do

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You better not pout you better not cry
You better not scream im going in dry :3

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Go ahead,
Call the cops,
See who сuмs first

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Dashing through the grass.
Im comming to rаре your аss.

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If your grandma's furniture is wrapped in plastic it's probably because she's a squirter.

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If pepper spray counts, then yes, I have dated a few squirters.

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Them: My d*ck is вiggеr than yours!
You: You saw your mom today!?

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What grows in your hands when u hold it ? This Dicckkkk

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If you cant afford роrn just turn on tennis and close your eyes

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Intimacy is selfish: into me see.

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